Friday, December 19, 2008

There IS a Santa!!!!

Paris Hilton was robbed! Someone broke into her mansion (the one she said she got because of Karma) and they stole $2 million in jewels. That's what you get when you give a sack of garbage to poor kids for Christmas, ParAss. She'd better check her BFF. Nice. I hope they used her toothbrush to untangle the dingleberries in their ass hair.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

did she win that pink car selling mary kay cosmetics?

Dirty Disher said...

LOL! No, she had her Bentley painted to match Barbie's car. She's such a douch.

Dirty Disher said...

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Anonymous said...

There is a Santa. And Paris blew him.

Anonymous said...

there's a big wad of pink hairy bubblegum stuck to the front of that car. *nasty*

Anonymous said...

hahahah crab
she really said she got it all from karma? what an arrogant fucking bitch

Anonymous said...

I had friends whose apartment was broken in on holiday - when they came back and developed the pictures they saw their toothbrushes in some asses ...

Anonymous said...

Yeah - I've seen that commercial too. Back in 2001 I think.