The oldest web in the world has been discovered stuck in a piece of Amber. The prehistoric piece gives up proof that spiders spun webs in the Cretaceous period!!! Scientists everywhere are shitting themsleves. Let me put on my thinking cap..hmm. You mean they didn't knit booties? Not even a cross stitch? Spiders make webs. Gol dang! I can't wait until ParAss Hilton buys it to make earrings. Then a week later says "Eww, that's not hot" and throws it in the trash. They should have just dug through Hilton's trash in the first place. There's tampons in there from her Cretaceous period. Or maybe that was shiteacous period? I don't know..I get science mixed up with Perez all the time.
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This scientific proof is the reason I can't believe people still believe in the Noah Flood thing. We have trees on this planet that date back farther than the flood! If that actually happened they would not still be living on the planet and this spider wouldn't have been around to weave this web!
you know in college there was a really scary chick who firmly believed that if it wasn't in the bible it didn't exist....pyramids? didn't exist! even though people showed her pix of themselves standing NEXT to them....no....
the anon comment made me think of that....
that chick couldn't answer us when we said "you're not in the bible why do you exist"....
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