Me: La la la..Computer: Your virtual memory is too low.
Me: Bullshit. I only have three windows open. Ha!
Computer: Your virtual memory is too low.
Me: Are you sneaking onto the net behind my back again? You bastard, I can hear you popping corn.
Computer: Java updates are available.
Me: Fuck you, if I wanted Java I'd go to the Sun site, you get off the damn Internet! You Java junkie.
Computer: Your virtual memory is too low.
Me: Yeah, because YOU'RE fucking it up! I know you are, you piece of crap!
Computer: Java updates are ready to load.
Me: I knew it! CLICK. No, see? N-O! You can shove 'em and now I can do whatever I want. I'm the boss, got that, you pile of junk?! Ha!
Computer: Local area cable connection 2 is unplugged.
Me: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Fucker.
4 comments:
I get these messages all the time too! Very annoying....
It's the sneaking that bothers me. This thing thinks it's in charge.
that is what you get for using windows :P
but I like my windows XP, just a creature of habit I guess...I try to blame it on my son and his World of Warcraft LOL But I know my computer is almost 4 yrs old and has alot of junk in the trunk. I'm grateful with what I have at the moment!
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