Monday, January 5, 2009

Hotlanta house ho has a blog


I was waiting on pins and needles (full of Botox) for this. Kim Zolciak has a blog. Here's what she wrote, "Recently I vacationed with my two girls for the Christmas holiday's in the Bahamas and found some photos that someone snapped of me while at the beach."
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LMAO! Ohhh, Kim, second rate everything, even photoshoppers. In the show she wouldn't wear a bikini, she wore a floor length caftan to the beach. Remember when Kim said she had cancer and we all got misty? Then she said she didn't have cancer but she once thought she had cancer. Thinking you have cancer is traumatic. It fucks up brunch and even Mimosa's and Prada's can't make you less sad. Poor Kim. It's as sad as when your belly button goes missing or your right side becomes transparent. She should start a charity for that. Donations can be sent to the Kim Zolciak fund for victims of bad photoshoppers. Sob.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh yeah, they look like casual pix someone took on a beach...oh yeah...

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for that "album that's gonna drop the first week of January--- BITCH!"

Uh, yeah.. Kim. Good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

There is no way that woman is 30.

Roxanne said...

Nice full-on wig too!

Anonymous said...

Gah! Iced mocha out the nose on that one. Too hilarious DD!

Anonymous said...

Fake from head to toe. Notice we can't see her face -- smart move if they are trying to pass this woman off as 30 years of age.

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