Monday, January 5, 2009

Not divorcing, Hollywood style



What does a Hollywood couple do when everyone says you're getting a divorce? You kiss in public and make sure the paps get a shot of your wedding ring. Then you can ignore each other the rest of the night, you've done your job. And don't hook up with any hotdog like Ben Affleck who shouts "It's over!" Marc Anthony wouldn't do that, he's thinking about child support to TWO women. Just be quiet and worship the diva, Marc. I have this weird feeling he's fooling around, and she knows it, she just hasn't decided how bad to ream him yet. Anyone else think that?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, yep-yep.
The DEE-va's not about to be shamed in this whole mess. Gotta save face at all costs. Once she figures out how to manage that, the fat lady will sing.

Anonymous said...

Skeletor and his Pomeranian are struggling to stay relevant. Both of them play the press and know how to get in magazines. She's a has been, and he lost a big chunk of his fan base when he dumped Sayonara Torres for the second time, got a quicky divorce in the Dominican Rep. and maried J-Ho as quickly as they both regreted it. Yuck.

Anonymous said...

Maybe - he looks pretty happy in one photo.

But she seems like a dictator to me and I'm wondering when he'd find a spare moment and place to cheat. Plus he's a new dad - not much time for anything but baby-minding.

Roxanne said...

He's a Latin man. Of course he's fooling around! Is there any other way?

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't she just write it in Sharpie on her forehead, "See, I'm wearing my wedding ring"? That gesture couldn't be more obviously intended to show the cameras she's got it on.

Anonymous said...

"Skeletor and his Pomeranian" lol that was hilarious 2:30.

One of them (if not both) have cheated, both of them are known to be fickle.

CatherineM... said...

Marc Anthony was notoriously unfaithful to his first wife. But I figured since he's been "in love" with JLO for so long, that he would change his ways.

Guess not.

She needs to move on and be the "star" again. Her career has been in the sh*tter since she hooked up with him...He was a rebound choice anyway...

Anonymous said...

I really don't think of either one of them as all that important. I never have been able to figure out how she got to be relevant, if she ever was. She was a Fly-girl, so what. She had a very limited music career, so what. She was in some dopey, sappy movies that never were of any importance, so what. How on earth did the hype around her ever come to be?
3:45 got it totally right. That is the most obvious, blatant, see-my-ring gesture, ever. It's so blatant, it actually looks awkward. I feel sorry for the babies. They didn't ask for these two asshats as parents.

Anonymous said...

Is she checking for taco breath?

Anonymous said...

All I can say is that they are good for the Puertorican economy... :) They have been here for the past 10-14 days and have spent $ like crazy, even bought 2 penthouses (to convert into one gigantic one) for 11 mil bucks. They are buying other properties/art/jewelry like its going out of style.... so hip hip horay to Marc and JLo for leaving some money here.... (Pat stop shaking your heard and laughing, you know I have $ signs in my head hahahaha)
Nadine

Anonymous said...

All I can say is that they are good for the Puertorican economy... :) They have been here for the past 10-14 days and have spent $ like crazy, even bought 2 penthouses (to convert into one gigantic one) for 11 mil bucks. They are buying other properties/art/jewelry like its going out of style.... so hip hip horay to Marc and JLo for leaving some money here.... (Pat stop shaking your heard and laughing, you know I have $ signs in my head hahahaha)
Nadine