Monday, January 26, 2009

Jessica..What the hail?


My mom wouldn't even wear those mom jeans. I've been waiting for Jessica Simpson to figure out her real size for years. Here's a clue, Airhead...it has an L in it. If your thighs start to miss their blood supply, you probably need to go up a few.

9 comments:

KO said...

You mean like L as in small, right DD? RIGHT!?!

Anonymous said...

Here is your Jennifer Love Hewitt moment Jess. Now she'll give an interview to a rag and comment on the meanness of the press, how wonderful Tony is, and the state of gamma dust particle interaction in the ring around Saturn.

Anonymous said...

She's a zero -- like the Kim Kardashian idiot showing us those jeans -- I'M A ZERO! Damn you.

Jess, you are a real, live woman just like the rest of us and if you'd wear the size right for your body you'd look teriffic.

Anonymous said...

Suddenly, I dont feel so bad. Thanks Jess!

Anonymous said...

I agree with 2.20. If she wore clothes that fit she'd look good. She is naturally curvy and shouldn't wear clothes that don't fit properly.

Anonymous said...

She reminds me of the "Bend & Snap" woman in the Legally Blonde movie - you know, the one who had the crush on the UPS delivery guy?

Anonymous said...

I swear I just saw that belt on QVC..lol, Ken Paves probably picked it up for her last time he was there.

Anonymous said...

What's your point, 1:15?

(like you don't buy that shit... lol)

Anonymous said...

Please, do you like Lohan more?, just bones and skin?. I think she has a good bottom.