My mom wouldn't even wear those mom jeans. I've been waiting for Jessica Simpson to figure out her real size for years. Here's a clue, Airhead...it has an L in it. If your thighs start to miss their blood supply, you probably need to go up a few.
Here is your Jennifer Love Hewitt moment Jess. Now she'll give an interview to a rag and comment on the meanness of the press, how wonderful Tony is, and the state of gamma dust particle interaction in the ring around Saturn.
My mom wouldn't even wear those mom jeans. I've been waiting for Jessica Simpson to figure out her real size for years. Here's a clue, Airhead...it has an L in it. If your thighs start to miss their blood supply, you probably need to go up a few.
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You mean like L as in small, right DD? RIGHT!?!
Here is your Jennifer Love Hewitt moment Jess. Now she'll give an interview to a rag and comment on the meanness of the press, how wonderful Tony is, and the state of gamma dust particle interaction in the ring around Saturn.
She's a zero -- like the Kim Kardashian idiot showing us those jeans -- I'M A ZERO! Damn you.
Jess, you are a real, live woman just like the rest of us and if you'd wear the size right for your body you'd look teriffic.
Suddenly, I dont feel so bad. Thanks Jess!
I agree with 2.20. If she wore clothes that fit she'd look good. She is naturally curvy and shouldn't wear clothes that don't fit properly.
She reminds me of the "Bend & Snap" woman in the Legally Blonde movie - you know, the one who had the crush on the UPS delivery guy?
I swear I just saw that belt on QVC..lol, Ken Paves probably picked it up for her last time he was there.
What's your point, 1:15?
(like you don't buy that shit... lol)
Please, do you like Lohan more?, just bones and skin?. I think she has a good bottom.
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