ParAsshole Hilton told Glamour magazine she's only slept with a couple of guys in her whole life. “People make up stories,” she insists, “but mostly I just kiss. I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you; he’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”*
I'm glad she cleared that up and restored her good name. In past interviews ParAss has informed us that she has never used drugs and reads the bible. When asked what her favoritle bible verse is, ParAss said she liked the part where the white owl delivers snail mail and Jesus eats the every flavor beans.
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don't forget the pix of her with the guy who has cocaine all over his chest!
stupid cunt...
Too little, too late, Paris. You've already shown us all in excruciating detail what kind of person you are.
"Me thinks she dost protest too much!"
Parrass goes by canoe, everywhere she goes!
Does anybody else on here remember thar gawd awful cologne commercial for "Canoe" cologne? "Go by canoe..ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo!" OMFG. And the guy was riding in a canoe to the elevator at his office. Why do I remember that? Someone was a advertising genious. That had to be way over 20 yrs ago! Never smelled the stuff. It probably smelled like an old boat.
PS: For those that didn't get it. her huge ass shoes are f'g canoes. Nuff said.
A "couple of guys"???!!!
She wasn't a virgin with Rick Solomon (the X-rated film) THAT much we know for sure! So that's a few right there... PLUS,
how many times has she had a SERIOUS BOYFRIEND in recent years? For that matter, how many times engaged?!
C'mon Paris. We're not buying what you're selling.
Just a few we KNOW she slept with, either because they were engaged, together for months, film proof or she said so:
In no particular order:
Pre-Rick Solomon (obvious)
Rick Solomon (X-rated film buddy)
Paris Latsis (engaged)
Deryk Whibley (long term)
Stavros Niarchos (very long term)
Nick Carter (sleazy long term)
Benji Madden ("my soul mate")
Travis Barker (short-term)
Jared Leto (hook-up)
Fred Durst (short-term)
Matt Leinert (hook-up)
Simon Rex (early days long-term)
Lucas Bain (early days short-term)
Ajay Popoff (short-term)
Chad Murray (long-term)
David Faustino (hook-up)
This is about half...
Moral of the story?
Don't believe a WORD Paris Hilton says.
RE: "the list"
O-m-g. I remember many of those over the years-- guy's she claimed to have been "madly in love" with! And she only slept with 2?
BWWHAHHAHAHAhhahhahahahahaha
That's as funny as Heidi Montag bein' a VIRGIN!
Maybe she has a different concept of what a "couple" means? Or maybe she is just a fan of revisionist history? Didn't I see a picture of her and George Clooney on here the other day? Since she wants a baby, and it is rumored GC wants a baby by the time he is 50... perhaps it's damage control.
she meant this year. Man you people dont get her.
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