A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident Tuesday.*
She's okay, she just broke her nails. She can finally wipe her own ass now. Crazy bitch.
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I live in Draper Utah and for my career class in 7th grade (9 years ago) this woman came in to talk to our class. it was the creepiest thing I have ever seen. They were nasty: thick and yellow. I still get the heeby-jeebys thinking about seeing them in person.
Hi Draper- Im in West Jordan, no wonder the world thinks Utah is full of wack jobs, huh?
Hey West Jordan...Yeah there is a reason and stuff like this does not help our rep.
bwah hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!! there is a god, and god has a sense of humour. glad those nails finally came off. what is she going to do with her life now?
no wonder she's so skinny...can't pick anything up to put it in her mouth!!
Jeez, Lia... you're so right. What IS she going to do now? People with obsessive/freakish proclivities absolutely cannot function in the average, everyday world without some ~THING~ that sets them vastly apart from the rest of us. Sort of like that lady who had corsetted herself until she had a 13" waist... (not pretty)
Hi Draper again, (wj here) I was just wondering why they had her come to a career class? Is this freaki-ness her job?
I was going to ask the same thing about career day. How could her job be relevant. Are they really hiring?
It must have hurt to have her nails snap off in that crash. I wonder if she has accidentally slapped herself in the head yet? (Because her hands are so much lighter, that they just fly up in the air of their own accord.) heh.
actually i guess she will have HEAPS to do from now on. like dd said she will be wiping her own arse for starters, then there are all those other things us mere mortals have to attend to on a daily basis, she will have to do it all now. no more devoted servants doing her hair, her zippers, her buttons, etc. etc. etc. while she protects those STUPID nails. god i can't stop laughing.
there is nothing like watching some self proclaimed goddess falling off her pedestal.
This woman was a hair stylist. I've seen her on TV. She was cutting her grandson's hair. She had to thread her nails through the scissors. And how did she wipe her butt?
Lia, she certainly WILL have plenty to do now (for herself!!)... the wiping-her-own-ass bit has me LOL'ing... maybe she has a bidet in her toilet?
---but I was thinking more along the lines of how she'll function *mentally*. People who devote themselves to these weird attention-grabbing gimmicks like this usually do so fairly early in life and it continues until it becomes an all-consuming obsession.
I imagine she's going to have a difficult time adjusting to the sudden loss...
utah huh?
so heres my question........
is she mormon?! ;)
That's the thing...it wasn't about her career it was about how you too could get into the guiness booknof world records...
The mormon aspect was never brought up...I couldn't be sure.
I would bet she is not Mormon.
she is a fucking nut.
It's disgusting looking completly gross. Theres something seriously wrong with your head when you crave attention so badly youd willingly limit you ability to take care of yourself and do normal day to day things just to stand out in whats in her mind a positive way. But its beyond gross and creepy.
Anonymous you made me laugh....and cry when you said you had to see those nails in person. I hope you can let it go and lead a normal life. I know it must be very difficult. I would probably throw-up upon sight of this gross woman.
You live in a wonderful place. Draper is just so nice. I left West Jordan Utah and moved to Jax, FL. Everyone in Jacksonville is from somewhere else...it is quite weird...I really miss Utah and my little town home off the Old Bingham Highway.
How could she drive with her nails so long? Thats just crazy. She could have killed somebody with her long nails!
What a big surprise, she lost her nails in a car accident, what else...after living in Utah most of my life, I can honestly say that the chances of NOT being in an serious car accident are absolute zero. Craziest damn stupid-assed drivers in the world. I can say that after almost being obliterated yet again on my way to work by someone going way too fast in rush hour morning traffic. Utah = life devaluated.
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