Friday, February 6, 2009

Gwyn's cuntbook..errr, cookbook

Gwyneth Paltrow has a cook book coming out. It's called My Father’s Daughter, because her father made pancakes and she redesigned his recipe to healthy versions. Gwynnie doesn't know what my problem is, she says it certainly does not behoove her to pretend she makes $15,000 a year and the cook book is not aimed at those kind of people. Do you get the feeling she shudders when she says "those kind" of people and reaches for the germ wipes? It should be called Fuck The Haters, Gwyennie, that's the only amusing thing you've said in your life. It behooves me to tell you where to shove it. This chick has effectively killed any fan base she may have once had. I doubt her mother even likes her anymore.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Coem on, she is a Socialist. She thinks that she knows what we need better than we do, and then can't understand why we don't.

I wonder if she'll have some raw food recipes in there though, that may be interesting to try.

Major Majormajor said...

Making a recipe "healthy" is simply another way of saying "making it taste like cardboard." Whole Foods has mastered this art with their desserts.
"Fuck The Haters!" would be a great name for a blog.

Anonymous said...

you are right, she's lost me forever, & I rather liked her before. The term "those people" insinuates superiority, as in money makes the man? screw her.

Anonymous said...

I never understood the appeal of Gwyneth. We all get it you loved your father and he loved you. The two of you had the most wonderful father-daughter relationship in the world. The two of you have so much in common both mediocre marginal talents who made it in Hollywood because of your relationship with Speilberg and others.

Anonymous said...

Gwyneth has always been an uptight bitch. Even when she first started out she has this 'silver spoon' mentality. She thinks she is better than everyone else. That and she probably thinks she is British; which she does by the way. Hell, the only reason why Chris married her was because she got knocked-up. Seriously do you really think that Chris is faithful? Oh Please!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why does anyone care passionately about this person? She seems kinda normal to me for someone who always has people trying to take her picture, etc. She's not going to dumb night clubs, she's not driving drunk, I think she's just trying to be a healthy example. Take that as you will.

I'm not a fan of hers (I've seen a couple of her movies - couldn't name them) but I don't think she deserves all the press that basically calls her an asshole or fishsticks, etc.

Anonymous said...

People who demonstrate a sense of superiority to others may not be very nice, but people who resent it instead of ignoring or mocking it only prove it justified.