Friday, February 6, 2009

Tom Cruise in Brazil



Tommy Girl made some faux pas in Brazil which included saying hola and gracias to the paps before realizing the people of Brazil speak Portuguese, not Spanish. He ended up looking foolish instead of uber cool. I'm not even pretending I know what Brazilian people speak, but, I think if I was going there, I'd look it up on the net. Then Tommy wowed them by saying he loves the Tango, but, it turns out the Tango is is an Argentine dance. Great. Now Brazil thinks he's as stupid as I do. And wasn't he supposed to lay off manhandling Katie? He presents her like some tall trophy. A blow up doll would work just as well there, Tommy.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha, they love the Samba, a very sexy dance which is far too rigorous for most robots.....

Anonymous said...

As soon as I saw the pictures I thought he was always presenting her, just like you said, as a trophy of sorts. Or to say, look, I'm not gay, look what I've got, look what I've done.

Why can't this guy just be a good actor and leave it at that?

Anonymous said...

the way he walks her. shes HUGE next to him

Anonymous said...

"Obrigado"--much appreciated in Portuguese.

Tom tried telling them all that Xenu is coming, and he has good news about their salvation. Just bring three hundred dollars, buy a tethen shocker and a few books.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the way he "walks her", that's exactly what it looks like. If I were her I'd be like "Get OFF OF ME!!". Next he'll have a little leash for her and a matching silver one for Suri.

Anonymous said...

Has he always "walked" the women in his life or is this just a special thing he does for her? I get kinda jerky just looking of pictures of him doing that. Where did that behavior come from? I only see it when people are trying to help their wasted friends walk.

my9cats said...

Ever notice the strong resemblance between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?
I think he married her so he could look at himself all day and make love to himself all night.

Anonymous said...

I think it's her stiletto heels on carpet.

Anonymous said...

has he always walked his women?
yes he has look at pics of him and Nicole Kidman supposely... he has panic attacks while out in public so he anchors himself to a wife or friends there is one pic of him holding on for dear life with WIll Smith.
So he has to be connected to someone to calm him down. Its rare you see him out and alone this goes way back to when he was with Nicole.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only Brazilian here? Yes, we speak Portuguese.

Anonymous said...

the look on Katie's face is too much. It looks like she's begging the photographers to rescue her.

Anonymous said...

Panic attacks? Really? I've never heard he had such a malady.

Panic attacks are major. If you've had one, you know. It's like your brain is a mudslide and you think you might be dying until you figure out what it actually is.

If so, he's got to figure out a different way to deal with preventing them than clinging to (read "walking") an escort/wife/whatever. It looks controlling and invasive.

I know he is anti-meds, but there are other solutions out there.

Travis Noodle said...

I feel sorry for Katie. I don't think the knew what she was getting mixed up with. I give it a few more years and she is outta there.