Thursday, February 5, 2009

Holly quit her job at Playboy

Holly Madison has resigned from her job as Playmate editor for Playboy magazine because she needs to spend more tme with Criss Angel in Vegas. What will Hef do? Will the magazine close now?? Who else will he get to rollerskate down the halls in hot pants, tits a flyin' while sucking a lollipop and saying "That's sooooo cute, Puffin!" Oh, no, talent like that just can't be replaced. Hef's empire may fold.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who is going to buy Chris all those really manly rings now that she isn't working?
I hope this sperm donor works out for her.

Anonymous said...

How the hell is she gonna make money now?
I thought playboy was the lowest you could get...

Isn't she 30?

Anonymous said...

"Quit" my ass!!!

Why would "Puffin" want her anywhere near him now that she's moved on to that burnin' hunk 'o man meat!

And no, I think she's closer to 40! And 350,000 miles of hard road.