Thursday, February 5, 2009

The relationship experts are still talking

Marie Claire: You all have, um, colorful dating pasts. If you weren’t celebrities, how would you choose to meet men?
Drew Barrymore: Drunk in a bar. No, wait - kidding!
Jennifer Aniston: I’d have to be dragged out to places. Well, like I am now.
Marie Claire: No Match.com? No Facebook?
Jennifer Aniston: No, No, No. The Internet freaks me out.
Ginnifer Goodwin: I think it’s the Devil. We’re pack animals! We’re supposed to be connecting face-to-face.
Jennifer Aniston: The Internet warps reality. If you’re an Internet person, real life will fall short of what you have been privy to online - sexually, emotionally. It’s so unreal and gives you this sense of order where there isn’t any. You can’t drag and paste life!
Marie Claire: You don’t feel you can get to know someone online?
Drew Barrymore: You think people tell the truth about themselves? Every guy is 6′4″ with a huge schlong. That’s why people love it so much. Internet doesnot equal sodium pentothal.
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Then Aniston dropped this bombshell..Jennifer Aniston: "I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband… it’s like saving love letters."
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She should have kept that to herself. For someone who claims to love privacy she shares too much. Besides, I don't agree with them. I know a lot of couples who met on the net and are happy. It doesn't take long to sort out the fake and the weird on here. Aniston's already told us she's not a net user. Maybe they just don't use the computer enough. Maybe they're all just blowing smoke again. What do you think?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah, that saving tapes....and people wonder why she's labeled as pathetic, whiney, obsessed by people on the 'net?

Anonymous said...

I met my guy on line. Two years later and we are going to get married this summer. What do you have to lose? Nothing, if you are smart and safe. It's easy to weed out the losers. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Miss Tia is right, that Aniston is pitiful. I always think of poor David Arquette! I wish her well for his sake.

Anonymous said...

someone is going to try and steal those tapes now - you watch.

I think the internet is a great way to meet people. I know a few couples too that have met and are together. It is also a great place to get information. It has replaced the encylopedia and dictionary. I think it is awesome how much my son has learnt online from just sitting and surfing the net.

(not sure about anon's comment on David Arquette and Aniston - about wishing her well for his sake)??

crystal

Anonymous said...

Isn't David married to Courtney Cox?

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for David Arquette because Jen is BFF with Courtney Cox, his wife. Jen is super clingy. The man is a saint in my eyes...to have to share every holiday with her childless, manless whiney chin! It's too much.

Anonymous said...

I met my husband online 4 years ago. Yes, I was desperate at the time. But it paid off.

Anonymous said...

I like Jen A. but like hemharoid lips and her ex, she is not too bright & needs to let P.R ppl talk for her.

I was listening to an acting coach one day on the radio and he talked about how dumb ( literally ) most celebrities are and how that makes for a better actor or actress. I totally believe him.

Anonymous said...

This pic is funny. Looks like she's telling John he has to wait for his turn on the merry-go-round.

Anonymous said...

Pissymood is right. Mayer looks like he walks on his tippy toes.

Could it be that Aniston and Mayer got hitched and that is why she is speaking of her husband in present tense? Or does she just want to create needless chatter about them...like him twittering he is welding a ring for her?

They deserve eachother. Pfft.

Anonymous said...

oh right. everyone in hollywood is so real, those girls live in a bubble.

Unknown said...

I met my husband online too, but by chance. Neither were looking for a mate, and I was looking for former classmates. We started chatting about our cats, then started phone calls back and forth and then we finally met in person. We married in 2005 and never looked back!

Anonymous said...

"blowing smoke..."

Good one, Dish... especially considering we're talking about Aniston and Barrymore here...

Anonymous said...

"I was listening to an acting coach one day on the radio and he talked about how dumb ( literally ) most celebrities are and how that makes for a better actor or actress."

Then Aniston must be a genius.