Friday, February 6, 2009

The sisterhood of the unfortunate pants


Sigh. There just seems to be a flux of unflattering pants on stars lately, from Jessica Simpsons fat hugging high waisted mom jeans to Katie Holmes raggedy rolled up boy friend jeans. Now Oprah has jumped on the butt huggers with her birthday pants. She looks like a giant bowl of oatmeal with cottage cheese stirred in. And Jen Garner in those..what the hell are those?? How can you have millions of dollars and not one pair of decent pants?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

billions of dollars cannot cure cellulite....every day women need to see this pix and realize all those lotions and potions they buy will NOT save you from cellulite! If oprah has it, there is no hope!

Anonymous said...

with all her $$$ why doesnt Oprah get lap band surgery? She is ALWAYS bitching about her weight obviously it runs her life.

Anonymous said...

Hey-Didn't Jenn just have a baby? Give her a break.

Anonymous said...

cut Jen some slack. She just had a baby.
I wish I looked that good after giving birth.

Oprah's fair game, however.

Anonymous said...

Jenn may still be pregnant here or just postdelivery. I'll bet she gets in fabulous shape really quickly.

I agree that Oprah should get some sort of lapband surgery. What not? She could have the most experienced doc in the world perform it for the money she carries in her change purse. What wouldn't she do it?

Is that really Oprah in the cheap stretch pants at the bottom?

Anonymous said...

yes, agree fully with ssmith28. Jen, actually, is fine; and will take care of what she needs to take care of in good time (hopefully dumping assFleck, as well)
Oprah has become a fool, of sorts

Anonymous said...

if you have a giant cellulite-ridden ass, you just don't wear tight pants. it's that simple.

Anonymous said...

Can't Oprah afford some Spanx? Her ass would still be fat but at least it'd be smoove. For fuck's sake. Ewww.

Travis Noodle said...

Nice to know that celebs have "junk in the trunk" too.

Anonymous said...

Oprah has always had a weight problem and probably always will. Thin will probably never be in the genetic books for her.

From her book and articles, trust me, she hates it and is embarrassed by it...but I guess she's just like alot of us and just battles the bulge.

It's actually kinda comforting to see someone who has an answer for every one else's problem, but can't fix her own. I makes her just a little more mortal.

Anonymous said...

(sorry, can't write)

IT makes her just a little more mortal.

Anonymous said...

Are we sure that's Oprah's behind from behind?

Who really cares? Bad pants choice, though.

Anonymous said...

Holy...I'll bet when Oprah walks it looks like two cats trapped in a burlap sack trying to get out.

Anonymous said...

I say let them be themselves. Society today are too quick to judge someone on their appearance before knowing what the person is like.
Being thin won't give us everything in the world. Having cellulite doesn't destroy people.

Like I say "If you don't like the look of it, stop looking"

Eliza