Sunday, February 1, 2009

This One's For You Dishy...


The Crabster makes his debut on The Dirty Disher with this little item about DD's favorite starlet Hayden Panettiere: Seems Hayden takes her animal rights activist responsibilities very seriously, even when she's at work. Witnesses say the darling little fictional cheerleader bitched out a Heroes (yes, they're still making that) crew member who had used a leaf-blower to chase away some birds that were disrupting filming, screaming at the stunned peasant, "What are you doing? How would you like someone to blow that thing inside your house?" Well I don't know, Hayden...depends on where he aimed it.

14 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

Adorable. Why do you hate me?

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

This little troll must die. Hayden. Not Crabbie.

Gawd, I heard you Crabbie.

Anonymous said...

nnnnnooooooooo!

dd are you planning on retiring soon or something?

Anonymous said...

hmmm.....how is this gonna work....will the posts will signed? though of course i think most can tell between DD & Crabbie....

you aren't leaving us are you DD??

Anonymous said...

Heroes starts up tomorrow again and they are trying to make it more like Season 1 as they lost a lot of viewers last season.

Welcome Crabbie. Nice to see you join DD.

My only question is how come - I thought you had your own blog. Is it just easier for the 2 of you to join into 1 to take a bit of the pressure off each as I know how time consuming it can be to run a forum/blog.

Either way - works for me. If your ok for DD, your ok with me lol.

crystal

Anonymous said...

Aw, c'mon Dish.

Is THIS really necessary?
I think this tag-team snarking sucks bigtime.

Anonymous said...

ugh. just reading that one post has turned me off. it's so cliched!

such a played out writing style.

spoken so breathlessly out of the corner of the mouth.

the great thing about your writing dd is that you don't pretend that you're writing some sort of ultra-informed scoop or that you know the celebs personally.

in your writing you acknowledge that you're like the rest of us; you're just regurgitating online gossip, but, you have funny opinions and like to share them. the end.

we don't need another perez!

Anonymous said...

I'm pleased to see you posting here Crabbie. I was distraught when you wrote on your blog you were done!

cupcake said...

If you don't like it don't read it

It's not costing you anything

Stop bitching
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Welcome Crabbie

Anonymous said...

I was going to say the same thing cupcake

crystal

Anonymous said...

Yay Crabbie!! I always thought your snark complemented beautifully DD's more "human" (ha!) slant on things. Here's to a fruitful relationship.

Anonymous said...

dang, all these bloggers think they own DD's blog? i like the tag team thing, it will be nice.

ali

Anonymous said...

If you want snark, read http://www.cretincountry.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

may this collaboration be as easy as a hot knife melting through butter, erm, sorry crabbie