Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Why Don't I Believe Her?

Angelina Jolie claims she doesn't know where her Oscar is. You know, the one she won for Girl, Interrupted - that night she made incestuous freak-job history by sucking face with her own brother in front of the cameras. That Oscar. According to Angie, the statue was given to her mom Marcheline Bertrand, and mom hid it without making a treasure map. And then bitch died and, well, no Oscar.

That's pretty sad...I guess Angie will just have to win another one. Won't be this year with Kate Winslet and Meryl Streep up against her. Actually, I don't believe for a second that Angie has really misplaced her Oscar - I think it's another one of her fibs. Like that one about her loving Shiloh, and that other one about her respecting Brad. Keep pulling my legs Angie - it never gets old.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paragraphs?

Anonymous said...

AJ lies?
What about the explanation that she lost so much weight because she was grieving the loss of her mother? Sure enough, everyone forgot about that though I'm still waiting for her to put the weight back on. Of course she never will because she lied to get people to pity her instead of criticizing her.

I wonder if Shiloh will eventually reveal that she was treated like Cinderella for being a threat to her less blonde, less American sibs. Narcissist AJ HAS to have someone to kick around and one won't be enough - maybe the twins or the next biological child.

Anonymous said...

LOL. Good ol' Crabbie!

Dirty Disher said...

Paragraphs!!? You have to pay extra for those! We have to keep the overhead down.

Anonymous said...

Im sure her comeuppance will be coming.

Anonymous said...

It's possible. I remember watching Kathy Griffith's show where she interviewed Rosie O'Donnell at home and her wild brood had painted her Emmy statues a variety of colors.

I think that some of these people have no respect for the "award" and treat it like any old trinket. Maybe they should start giving out a blue ribbon?

Anonymous said...

You sound like a fucking idiot, it's not a Nobel, Fields, or a prize that contributed anything worthwhile to society. Look at the fuckwads that have won them. Tatum O'Neal, Anna Paquin, Patrow, Nicole Kidman I could name copious talentless hack that have oscars. It's been talented down. It's an award for people who dabble in fantasy and make believe.

Anonymous said...

This skank bitch just wants to remind people that she has one for basically playing herself. The character was mean, psychotic, and without any morals or compassion.

Anonymous said...

That was her only good movie besides,Gia.

LOL~ She'll never win another, well... maybe if she does a reality show series. Brangelina + 6 & counting...

Anonymous said...

Her character had a borderline personality disorder. Presumably why she was in an institution.

Anonymous said...

I think I know where her Oscar is. It explains the perpetual grimmace on Pitt's dumbass face.

Anonymous said...

Nobel peace prize dont mean shit anymore either. It's joke; Yasser Arafat has one!.

She gave her Oscar to Billy Bob and he uses it as a door stopper.

Anonymous said...

oh come on we all know angelina's oscar is dressed up and she is nurturing it as baby # 7

crystal

Anonymous said...

"I think I know where her Oscar is. It explains the perpetual grimmace on Pitt's dumbass face."
I think you're on to something here.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the Peace Prize has gone to some real idiots. However, the prizes for medicine and physics cannot be treated lightly.