Friday, March 13, 2009

Alba at the Miu Miu Fashion Show

Jessica Alba is trying hard to turn herself into a fashion icon, I really think she fancies herself as the next Victoria Beckham (only more bangin', obviously.) Now that she has a kid and a husband she's in a new phase, in her mind at least. Making intellectual, cough, and political statements. Bicycling around Paris with a designer bag in the bike basket and ignoring the paps that she calls with her itinerary. You should be careful there, Alba, paps are like dogs, confuse them and they might turn on you. It all boils down to "If I wear something really stupid and expensive, will you take my picher?"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her dress looks like the picture of Kalhid Sheikh Mohammed when he got arrested.

Major Majormajor said...

"You're a mean one, Ms. Grinch."

Anonymous said...

It looks like she has holes in her hairline from where her fake bangs used to be.

Anonymous said...

she doesn't have the pizzazz to be an icon of anything. decent face, but otherwise quite ordinary. paps will tire of her soon, no doubt. Maybe she will go "Sweden" on them & not care. such an ass, really.

Anonymous said...

It looks like a wig wrapped around her shoulders. Whatever...