Thursday, March 26, 2009

Bridget's awkward moments


Bridget Marquardt is a perfectly nice girl, but, she's sure had her share of awkward moments lately. Like this rearranging herself for a photo shoot on her show about sexy beaches. It looks like some painful gas there. And her red sole is scuffed. I'd repaint that sucker if I was her. Those things should come with touch up sole paint, for what they cost.
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Then she was on Chelsea Lately and Chelsea asked "So, do you ever see Bridget anymore? Oh, wait, you are Bridget." I don't know who looked dumber there. Chelsea then compounded the faux pas by asking, "So, you're 33?" Bridget panicked for a second, then said "I'm 35." She looked like she was going to punch Chelsea. Yeah, 35. Right. And she was madly in love with Hef. Let's talk real estate, Marquardt. I have some lovely swamp land you'd like.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

35. Sure a decade and a half ago.

Anonymous said...

wasn't she 27 on the show? I knew that was a lie...

Dirty Disher said...

I think Bridget is closer to 50. She looks good though. I don't know why she tries to hide it. Pressures from the Playboy life, I guess. It's okay for Hef to be ancient, but, not his girls.

Anonymous said...

I agree with anon 3:37. She said she was in her 20's.

Anonymous said...

Ha! We all knew she was lying about her age, but personally I didn't care. She was actually a nice person. Kendra is a f'g hoot and Holly is a plastic fake-ass. Hef is old so Bridget is still waaay younger than he is. She needs to own it tho, I would love to know if she really is late 40's. I suspect she might be at least mid 40's. She looks great. She should be proud.

Anonymous said...

She was the smartest of the three girls, yet she tried to put on the dumb blonde act. I think she looks great, much better looking than Holly (have you ever seen her pre-surgery face pics? ugh.) and the annoying fake forced laughing Kendra.

Anonymous said...

I saw all 3 seasons of the Girls Next Door - she never said she was in her 20s. She said she was 33 on the last season. So 35 now adds up.

Anonymous said...

SKANK pure.

Anonymous said...

Actually, you are all wrong...Bridget never lied about her age and she never said that she was in her 20's. She has always been honest about being in her 30's, and thats the truth. I think she looks great for her age and Im glad shes not dating Hef anymore! And, I love love love her new travel show!

Anonymous said...

Your wrong Anon: 1:38. She indeed has fibbed about her age, as most of do. I'm 44 but I often tell people I'm 36 just for the heck of it. Its fun to lie.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Bridget is NOT in her 30's. No way. She's 49. Check her bc!