Poontang turned down 3 million for an autobiography. She wants more money. Meanwhile, some rag is offering John Mayer 10 million to tell how Aniston called him Brad while they were humping. Priorities. Think about it, Brit..it's 1 million per word because the whole book would read "I is sad." Then she'd throw in a burp and a fart for free. She probably thinks autobiography means you write it in your car.
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I think Brittney is bi-polar and dumb. Lost little girl whose career should have ended after Mickey mouse club, but lip-synching and selling sex onstage is a good business if you can do it. If she can't realize why she gets criticized; she should listen to her self sing without studio aids.
lmao. She probably does think exactly that.
I don't think John Mayer would be all that capable of writing a book either. One report said that he had offerred to tell of the time she called him Brad in bed! I feel sorry for Jennifer.
My first laugh of the day, only 20 minutes after waking up. :)
If she did write a book, I'd be the first in line to buy it, so who's the real dummmy? Heh.
Duuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmy. LMAO!
autobiography means you write it in your car.
just about spit out my drink reading that part - omg that was hillarious. Although she has had so many traffic violations, her car life might be interesting to hear lol.
lol at buying a bok DD - our curiousity always gets the best of us.
crystal
Waves @ crystal!
Three million dollars is a drop in the proverbial bucket to Britney these days. She's said to be bringing in over 200 MILLION on the Circus Tour. Add that to the estimated 100 million she's already banked and do the math.
So should she tell her life story-- warts and all-- (and you know they'll demand plenty of warts!) for a paltry 3 mil? Shit, no.
You shouldn't be allowed to write a life story when your not even 30. She's still learning and growing up for petesake.
What's she gonna call the book, "HOe NO MO" I can't take these stupid cunts...
That picture you put with the story was totally uncalled for: she wasn't smacking a piece of gum with an open mouth per her usual "pose". And her wearing one of her fucking goofy (get it?) hats would have been an added touch.
Britney think bra. Something underwired perhaps. At least get the girls looking in the same direction.
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