Sean Penn and Natalie Portman seen "canoodling" at Sunset Tower Hotel's Tower Bar on March 17th. Let me know when they're seen ca-fucking. Seans still married. This will work out well.*
Rihanna and Wilmer Valderrama at the Geisha House in Hollywood. This is their second public date. No, no no. That's all I have for her. Wilmer is a big mouthed skeezy man whore. He's the one who told the details of popping Mandy Moore's cherry and described Lohan's body in detail. I think he even porked ParAss. Eww, he's gross.
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There's someone else, but, I forgot. I'll slip it in when I remember. Much like Wilmer.
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All these people are nasty. Imagine the doctor bills.
If you've ever wondered why there's so many specialists in Hollywood, now you know why.
I didn't know he was even still alive. Haven't they been planning to remake CHIPS with him in it for 6 years now?
It's Ashlee Simpson you might be thinking of, Dish. (she was "loud" in bed)
He also porked Jennifer Love Hewitt.
hmm, think I hear crabass drooling
No not someone else he porked. That list could go on all day. Someone else who's dating.
sean and natalie were canoodling in cannes as well
He's fucking nasty. He was so proud to announce that he had, in fact, popped both Lindsay and Mandy's corks. Didnt he refer to Mandy as a lousy lay or something along those lame lines?
*Frankie*
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