Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Miley Cyrus Can't Be Hanna Montana Forever


Miley Cyrus told Us Magazine that she doesn't see herself still playing Hannah Montana when she's 30. "I can't be Hannah Montana forever," the teen slut insists. "I have to have something after this." And let me guess...it involves a stripper pole, your father and a bottle of barbecue sauce. That kind of thing only sounds fun in the beginning Miley...after you do it you realize how stupid it is. And there's really nothing nastier than BBQ sauce in your pubic hair.

18 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

Screaming at people with rabbit teeth "Whuuuuuuuuu?" You don't do that at 30? But,it takes such talent, Miley.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, that sounds like first-hand info on the bbq sauce.

Anonymous said...

This kid is a prime example of a homely person being labeled as "hot" and crammed down our throats with a broom-handle until the weak believe. Normally I wouldn't take a shot at a 16-year-old but she's a narcissistic idiot.

Anonymous said...

EEEEEWWWWWWW @ the BBQ sauce remark

Anonymous said...

Please, can't someone make her just go away?

Anonymous said...

There are no words for how much I hate this disgusting little skank. Any parent who allows their kid to drink her Kool-Aid is nuts.

Anonymous said...

Seriously - what's with her puckered lip pose every time you see her??? Gag me - she is one fugly chick!

Anonymous said...

Ok...this is a 16 year old girl. Sure, she's the offspring of the Achy Breaky one, but she's still a kid! Let us not confuse her with an actual woman just yet, ok? Sheesh! She is as much a construct as the person she portrays on the show! I hope she doesn't do a long, slow LOHAN into the trash heap.

Eric in San Diego

my9cats said...

What happened to all her religious convictions.
Oh yeah....tossed out to be replaced by $$$$$.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she is taking a picture of herself on her phone to, perhaps, send to her way-too-cute-for-her boyfriend, what do you think? I think she, like SJP, (and I know you guys like her) have been crammed down our throats as hot or pretty -- and I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Miley is nothing but an ugly redneck whore who got out of the trailer park by riding her one hit wonder of a father's coat tail.

I am sure that the BBQ sauce will be spread on Miley by her 'pedofile" dad. Hell Billy Ray probably took that bathroom pic too.

Anonymous said...

Miley's on her skank way to oblivion. not fast enough for me, tho. I keep reading just to see how she can top her last moronic whatevershedoes. disney bitches don't fare too well in the game of life, do they?

Anonymous said...

Miley's wet because her dad pissed on her and she liked it.

Anonymous said...

When she smiles, her teeth look like those big fake redneck hillbilly teeth you get in the bubblegum machine at Walmart !


KLW

Anonymous said...

Wow, you people have issues. Slamming a 16 year old girl. Of course you are all so beautiful and cant help it...LOL nah your all silly fat fucks who hate on kids to try to feel better about yourselves. Crabbie is funny though!

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:27, honey, I really hope you can get a little help with your anger issues. How would you know if anyone is fat and ugly on here? How do we know that you arent? I dont see you providing us with any pics. Just shut your mouth, dummy.

Anonymous said...

11:52 I can tell your a fat because you had to say something about my post. I am not angry, fat people are funny. Especially when they make fun of skinney 16 year olds. Why do you want a pic of me? Oh so you can make fun of me not being a contestant for the biggest loser? LOL Talk back when you get back from the buffet.

Anonymous said...

My friend Vlad thinks this gal is alright and that she should continue intill she is 40