Thursday, March 26, 2009

Jamie Lynn calls off her wedding!


Jamie Lynn Spears is not going to marry Gomer Pile yet. She feels they're under too much pressure. I understand that, what with the baby and her big ol' career, but, where am I going to wear this sequined tube top now? And what are they going to do with 700 cases of Red Bull? Not to mention the mud wrestling pit. Sigh.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

She could do a fiancee swap with the Palin girl, and if it works they'll cater moose knuckle pie and some BBq at the weddings.

Anonymous said...

couldn't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

I thought she fell off the face of the earth. At least she keeps a low profile, unlike her attention-whore sister.