Monday, March 30, 2009

Josh Hartnett Has A Stomach Ache


Josh Hartnett got an ambulance ride to the hospital last night after experiencing stomach pains while chilling at his room at the Chateau Marmont. Don't worry though...Josh's publicist says he's fine. The doctors pumped all the jizz and vodka from his stomach and he'll be right as rain. In no way should we feel compelled to see this little episode as some kind of Owen Wilson-ish cry for help. Right?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap (pun intended). Why dont people try to take a crap and see how the tummy feels before calling the EMT's???

Anonymous said...

He's hot ... aside from that nasty growth on his neck.