Friday, March 27, 2009

Justin wants Jessica Biel out of his apartment


Timberlake's friends have constantly been talking about these two fighting.. for months. Now a friend has let it slip that Justin asked him how much time he’d need to give Jessica if he asked her to move out of his New York City apartment without seeming like a jerk. He has a short attention span and already is a jerk. Hear that sound? That's the sound of Cameron Diaz laughing.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Justin could easily jet off somewhere and text her to get out. Have a moving company on call to show up just minutes after the text, and a grief counselor on hand to comfort her and explain how it's not Justn's fault that she's so boring. Bring those lips and the 5 gallon mouth to the corner and put her in a cab.

Anonymous said...

So much for getting married in Paris in the spring.

Anonymous said...

As soon as the engagement rumors started to fly, he probably checked out. Most young guys like him totally check out at about the 6-10 month mark. This is no surprise. I can't believe they got past 90 days. He is a player, he can't have stopped just for her. She's not beautiful, she's athletic, just his type. Wonder who he traded up with? 'Cuz we all know he did! A VS model? They all end up dating a VS model. It's hopeless for a woman to compete with those VS chicks. He's just another Tom Brady type, asshole-prick. They all make promises, then when it starts to seem real, the ditch out.

Anonymous said...

Ms. Timberlake would be better off finding himself a man to give him that thing in the box he craves. He looked way too comfortable dancing in tights and high heels for the Beyonce spoof. I think he has sugar in his britches.

Anonymous said...

...the disney farm spawns dysfunction humans who lost the ability for adult happiness the minute their moms signed the bottom line.

Anonymous said...

Cameron seems like a real person. Jessica? Not so much, akshully.

Anonymous said...

I love, love Cameron. She is with a gorgeous man now. She's not worried about this relationship. This guy has commitment phobia. No different than any other 20 something dude. Jessica saw it differently, like any girl would. He bailed. Thats it.

hart734 said...

speaking of phobias; Cameron is certifiably nuts with OCD. and her fear of germs is know...
JT is an asshole, tho.
Hell, they mostly all are, really

Anonymous said...

Cameron has pretty eyes but the girl has some BAAADD skin and a clown mouth going on ! Jess is one of those girls who is not naturally pretty, I wouldnt leave the house without a little mascara, blush and gloss if I were her.

Anonymous said...

stupid "partner" look with their clothes. ugh.

Anonymous said...

Ya 9:31, i wondered about that too, if it meant to be a co-ordinated look.