Friday, March 20, 2009

Madonna and Jesus fighting over cell phones

That's a title I never thought I'd type. Madonna and Jesus are having a little war and it's all over his use of his cell phone. Gristle thinks it's terribly rude of him to use the phone in front of her, yet she uses hers anytime she wants.
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DM.."Tensions came to a head a few days ago, after the singer walked in on Jesus chatting on the phone to his family.
'And she just turned on him,’ a source said. ‘She told him it was rude for him to take a phone call in front of her.’
But Luz stood his ground and told Madonna she was being unreasonable.
‘He stood up for himself and they had quite a heated argument,’ the source added. ‘Madonna agreed to let him answer the mobile when she’s around, but only in emergencies."
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Gristle controls everything. She's just absurd. If you have a boy friend you have to treat like a child, what's the point? Just get another kid. Jesus, everyone knows your damn name now, it's time to get out.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she nibbles and licks his blood at night trying to beat old age. Too late Madge; father time got you already!.

Anonymous said...

Madonna and Jesus. I didn't even think of that -- that's pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine someone daring to stand up to or contradict her? LOL I'd have paid good money to see that.

Anonymous said...

She holds all the cards & the cash. She must pay for his phone too. She IS his mom, I think! Well, he has a hard young dick & she is willing to put up with his adolesent behavior to keep gettin' at that. I don't feel sorry for anybody thats with her. They know what the deal is. Fuck Jesus & Madonna, all day every day.

Anonymous said...

At least they didn't turn out to be a copy of Chris Brown and Rihanna. These guys have breeding. They fight without completely humiliating themselves.

Dirty Disher said...

I don't think they have breeding. At all. That cunt's from Detroit and speaks with a Brit accent. Fucking please, gristle.