Friday, March 6, 2009

Victoria at LAX


Posh has become a cartoon. She went from robot to expensive cartoon. And now I'll get someone on here saying, I don't know, DD, I think her hat is kind of cute and I'd wear it with..SHUT THE FUCK UP. You're never wearing any of this crazy ass kabillion dollar cartoon crap. And neither am I.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow. maybe she's just playing a joke on us all.

Anonymous said...

I'd wear the coat and shoes though.

Anonymous said...

It screams; Hey, look at me! Yes that's me! Mrs. Beckham, posh Spice, Katie's fashion mentor, minimalist eater, Mother and clueless dresser.

Anonymous said...

She could tour with Village People and fit right in.

Anonymous said...

she looks like a midget female chauffeur in this gear and her mini head is being swallowed by that hat.

Anonymous said...

Looks like something on loan from Tommy-boy's closet.

Anonymous said...

Go-Go-Gadget Spice!

Anonymous said...

if she`s getting on or off a plane....(probably Milan to see david) she`s flippin nuts!!......... can u imagine flying in an outfit like that?! so impractably uncomfortable... just imaging it makes my stomach bloat.

tart said...

That bag is Valentino, $3495. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or is anyone else creeped out by this outfit? I expect the Gestapo to be in touch with her shortly, or maybe a little goose-stepping in the background, something along those lines. Maybe it's the hat. Anyway, gross and creepy, over-the-top, conspicuous consumption outfit. It's time for her and the soccer-dweeb to go back to jolly old where they slobber all over this stuff.

Anonymous said...

Oh, no, she doesn't want any attention. She is trying to stay under the radar in this outfit. Stick woman with uniform and big and sparkling handbag -- never mind the cap and glasses indoors.

"minimalist eater" -- perfect.

Anonymous said...

Hey, she's not not wearing underwear as far as we can tell, and so I think she's doing ok in Ho'wood.

Anonymous said...

lol @ minimalist eater!!!

NellyBoy said...

anon 11:44

How DARE you!!!!!!

Air Kisses cuz your wrong,

NellyBoy

Anonymous said...

Please will this whore just go home? We already have the California Cunts
( Paris, Heidi, Lindsey etc..) Isn't that enough suffering?

Anonymous said...

Oppppps, I forgot Nelly has that same outfit. You look good though. Really.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a guard for the SS in WW2.

NellyBoy said...

Oh, I think she looks like...well...like Vicky-Becks.
I don't understand how she has the strength to hold her head up with those massive sunglasses on.

I was only aghast at the comparison to anything "Village People".

They are SO far above this outfit!

Air Kisses cuz I love Classic Music

NellyBoy

cupcake said...

I am Posh. I am going to the airport. This is my signature "going to the airport" expression. Not to be confused with my "going shopping", "walking with my kid", or "society dinner" expression.

There is no "answering my cell" expression. I have a maid just for that.

Anonymous said...

Wow! DID SHE GET FAT!!!!!
Her waist is bigger than her neck!!

mm