Brad and Angie Split?

Dirt-digging journalist Ian Halperin, a man who's tackled such mysteries as Who Killed Kurt Cobain?, says on his website Ianundercover.com (IUC) that, after a long, arduous investigation, he has concluded that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are no longer together. Halperin reveals:

Pitt recently told a close friend “I can’t take Angie’s volatile temper anymore." Pitt recently met up with ex wife Jennifer Aniston to seek advice. Furthermore, IUC has learned Pitt has been having long phone conversations with another high profile A-List woman. According to a close friend of Pitt the couple’s relationship was tarnished by Jolie’s recurring pattern of resistance to change and ongoing need to exert power. “She refuses to accept Brad’s influence, even when he makes very reasonable requests,” the source said. The close friend added that a vicious custody battle has started, with Jolie seeking full custody of all the couple’s children. A source close to Jolie says the notorious actress has hired a top lawyer and plans to seek a restraining order against Pitt until the case is resolved. The Jolie insider said the actress has cited irreconcilable differences and a drinking problem by Pitt.

And another bombshell: Halperin claims that, indeed, Brad and Angie have been secretly married for several years. He says:

"They were definitely married with only a couple of people present,” a source close to Pitt and Jolie confirmed. The ex couple often said they’d only consider marriage when the gay marriage ban in all of the U.S. was lifted to make everyone legally able to get married.

And more stunning revelations about both stars' infidelity:

Meanwhile, another source told IUC that Jolie is demanding that Pitt undergo DNA testing to prove he fathered several of her kids. This all because an ex lover of Jolie recently claimed he was the biological father of one of the children Jolie said Pitt was the father of. IUC is trying to confirm a report from a mysterious, stunning Sudanese woman that she is currently four months pregnant with Pitt’s child. IUC has also learned that Jolie wants to leave the U.S. and is planning to move with the children and her brother full time to a hot European city. “At one point she was considering moving to Washington but in the past few days she’s changed her mind,” a source close to Jolie told IUC. The source added Jolie and Pitt faced certain homeland security issues last month. “She thinks Brads become an old coot,” the source said. “They’ve both moved on.” IUC has learned that the couple’s ongoing arguments hit a climax after Jolie was alerted by a close friend that Pitt hired a private investigator to follow her every move because he suspected she might be having an affair. “P.I.s were definitely hired,” a source in Pitt’s camp confirmed to IUC.

It seems credible enough to me. I believe it. Maybe. Eh...not really. Okay, possibly.