Quite an interesting last couple of days Fearless Leader Obama has had. Over the weekend he authorized the Navy SEALs to fuck up those pirates who kidnapped Captain Phillips...and today he's hosting the White House Easter egg roll. Let's hope he doesn't get confused and tell some special ops guys to pop the easter bunny between the eyes. Nah, I kid. Obama's the man. He showed them Somali pirate mofos what happens when you mess with the US of A. Ain't gonna be no more bowing to Middle Eastern cocksuckers from now on either I bet. It's gonna be Rambo in loafers from now the fuck on.
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Hey, just a guess...did he bow to the bunny too??
I dunno what he did, but that bunny looks mighty surprised.
mofos? Did you move to Guntown? Oh and yay for Obama and Capt. Phllips.
Rabble rouser, Crabbie. You love to plant the seeds of hysteria and then just sit back and watch it all fizz, don't you.
I think some people genuinely get upset in these posts, though. Oh well.
I only get upset because Crabbie isn't funny, just mean and ill-informed. I miss DD posting only. I don't think I'm going to continue reading this blog. Crabbie is just too much, without being funny. Sorry DD.
Ta-ta, Anon 4:54 - don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I love DD posts. I really can not stand Crabbies posts. Why do I feel they may be the same person with alter egos screwing with us readers???
Crabbie posted the truth and a follow up to his other post! Obama DID kick pirate ass. OBAMA KICKED PIRATE ASS! I have no clue why anyone is upset by this post. WTF?
5:19:00 PM, I am not crabbie. I wouldn't shit you about that. I don't like fake net shit, it makes me tired.
obama kicked pirate ass...that would make a great t-shirt!
Its not this post, its all his other ones. He's not clever or witty. He's mean and not intelligent. I used to read this blog for DD's sarcastic comments about celebrities, and this blog no longer fits that description.
I agree with 4:49. Crabbie knows how to inject just enough rabble-rousing juice into any fairly benign post to get people going at one another's throats. The political jabs are the worst because people lose their marbles about them.
Actually, although it's seems kind of funny, it gets sad and tiresome quickly. I can see why DD lovers are reluctantly leaving this usually fun blog. I think it's less about Crabbie, more about knee-jerk reactionaries.
Finally, a decisive blow to three of America's enemies!. That was the best 93 cents ever spent by the Navy. Clean your gear and hit the e-club boys!.
I would tend to call those bastards "terrorists". It's true they are pirates, but they bombed the site where a federal official was meeting today after the captains rescue. They have vowed revenge, they have acted on the threats, thats fucking terrorism.
For some reason the last line of the previous post had Chief Wiggum's voice attached to it in my mind.
Oops, I meant the 5:53 post, not the next one.
Somalia is a desperate hell hole. None of this is atypical, nor should it be a surprise.
I loved this post!!! It was crabbie's own unique take and I loved every fucking word of it! people need to take a deep breath and relax for christs sake.
So the prez. kicked the pirates ass and goosed the bunny! Better that then kickin bunnies ass and goosin a bunch of fucking pirates...
From the NYDaily News:
""It was something Hollywood could have scripted: three sharpshooters on the fantail of a destroyer, wearing night vision goggles as dusk settled over the sea, each drew a bead on one of the three teenage pirates standing 100 feet away in a pitching lifeboat aiming weapons at a bound Phillips.
The snipers shot as one, and all three pirates fell dead simultaneously. Phillips was unscathed.
"There were three shots and they were all fatal," Vice Admiral William Gortney, commander of the Fifth Fleet, told NBC."
This is EXACTLY what I wanted to have happen. 3-4 guys either silently swimming up to the boat and taking them out without a word, or snipers dropping them all at once.
God, that makes me hot.
That rabbit does look shocked: "Mr. President, is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Well, one thing is for sure: That won't be the last time we see the three words "Obama fucks up" all together.
I am tired of Crabbie's posts about Obama. They are not funny. I come to this blog for celebrity gossip, not Crabbie constantly pissing and moaning about Obama.
If this keeps up I'm leaving and I won't be back. And DD, you can say the old "Don't let the door hit ya on the way out" thing all you want, but if you are serious about not losing your readers, you really need to do something about Crabbie.
I actually feel sorry for the 'pirates'...Somalia is a hell hole..the men used to be fisherman until western countries over fished their waters and left them with nothing. The world reaps what it sows. But hey...just as long as no one pushes around the U S of A right? never mind how many countries YOU have pushed around...
Oh shut the hell up with your whining about crabbie and dd. It's their damned blog and they're free to do whatever they want with it. Are you paying money to read this site??? Are you a frickin' stockholder? No, well then shut up. I quit smoking last week and I'm looking for an excuse to smack somebody.
P.S. I accused crabbie and dd of being the same person a long time ago and was told 'no.' That whole affair is so last month.
I agree with 8:45. And 9:33, no it isn't my blog, no I don't pay for it, but I like DD and I wanted to let her know that she's losing a reader because of the change. No hard feelings, but its completely because of Crabbie.
Well Tonya, if you were told "no", then I guess that settles it! Boy, you managed to put that controversy right to rest-- impressive.
8:59
Yeah, right. Those Somali former fishermen are making 200 million dollars a year pirating vessels and holding for ransom. If there was a overfishing problem (not a lot of room to fish in Somali waters offshore, since international waters of the Indian and Gulf of Aden merge just off it's tip).
The UN, or the African fishing commision is the useless entity in-charge.
How about some details about your reference to the US being the cause?.
I have been to Somalia, and it is truly a hell hole. One, I might add, OF THEIR OWN CONSTRUCTION!! Most of the people there live lives of desperation just trying to survive. Whoever shows up with money, food, or weapons is in charge. I am sorry, but I don't feel sorry for these thugs or their Muslim pals. Allowing them to terrorize the shipping lanes makes no sense to me. Piracy is covered under the Freedom of the Seas laws that have been in place for a century, and is punishable by death. Hello?? Anyone know why the "shores of Tripoli" is in the Marine Hymn?? We fought the same bullshit there in the past!
Obama is a fucking cowboy POTUS who makes unilateral military decisions without approval from the U.N. or even consulting with the E.U., he should be condemned by the U.N. for human rights violations at the very least.
Yeah, we got a real WAR PRESIDENT now, killing starving black teenagers without a trial. Talk about gunboat diplomacy....
10:45 Controversy? Seriously? What the Hell is your point?
Hey there, Anon 3:27...step away from the bong for a second and enter reality! That "starving black teenager" just tried to hijack a ship on the open ocean and kidnapped the captain of said ship for ransom! Your bleeding heart bullshit is wasted on these lawless miscreants, dude. I dare you to venture out to Somalia and volunteer your time to help these poor innocents! You would be a hostage in about 12 seconds, ass...
This version of events has been disputed by the Somalis who support the vessel seizures. They contend that the three young men were killed after they agreed to end the standoff and release Phillips. This operation took place only two days after similar actions were carried out by French military commandos who stormed a yacht held by Somalis, which resulted in the death of one of the French nationals being held.
Mohammed Adow, a correspondent for Al Jazeera, said “U.S. forces are reported to have attacked the lifeboat when the pirates were expecting a diplomatic exchange ... [and] have taken the remaining pirate to one of their ships in these waters.”
These unprovoked attacks upon Somalis must stop in the name of humanity. Obama The Mulatto Thug is no better than than Bush The Drunken Thug.
Oh man, Anon 3:43...you had me going there! WooHoo! That's some funny shit! "Unprovoked attacks..." Bwahahahahaha! Good one! You should write for Leno...God knows he could use some good material.
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