Monday, April 13, 2009

Canada reams Billy Bob

Billy Bob and his band cancelled the rest of their Canadian tour "due to one band member and several of the crew having the flu."
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It's the mashed potatoes and no gravy flu, it causes you to think your shit doesn't stink and continually repeat "I don't understand the question." Apparently, it's treated with 9 layers of pancake makeup and douche bag nozzles.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dunno, that toupe' looks kind of under the weather to me.

Anonymous said...

I listened to some songs of his on you tube after watching that lame interview. He sucks as a singer. He sounded like a male version of J-lo.

Anonymous said...

Fuck this guy and his wedding band. Check this out! It'll blow your musical mind and make you happy all day long!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8yowi_susan-boyle-47letnia-ypiewaczka-z-b_music

crabbie said...

Something tells me Billy Bob wouldn't exactly mind being reamed by Canada.

Anonymous said...

This is just another in the long list of things to question Angelina's sanity and taste. She was married to this fuck. Brad must really be proud of his choice as a mother for his children.

Anonymous said...

This guy acted like some insulted rock royalty in the CBC interview (and mildly insane at that). Oscar winner or not, he's really just part of an unknown opening act.

Anonymous said...

He was rude ignorant and insulting to the host of the show and Canadians in general.

Said he was used to playing in places where people responded and threw things and said Canadian audiences were like mashed potatoes without the gravy.

So when he went on stage that night some mashedpotatoeheaded good old boys yelled here comes the gravy and he was boo'd out of the stadium. Willie Nelson dropped him from the ticket.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance to him. He's trash in any country. Sorry you guys have to have him back.

Anonymous said...

The flu...?
I'm not sure what you mean by that...

Anonymous said...

lmao, Anon 9:19

Anonymous said...

Well, he got exactly what he deserved! Bet it cost him a pretty penny too. LOL

Disher said...

Willy fired them.