Monday, April 20, 2009

Everybody and their dog was at Coachella..

..but, no one looked stupider than these two. Doug wore his jammies. Everyone was afraid to use the porta-potties after these two tards strolled around. I could have made a mint with a Lysol booth.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

He'd look cute in anything. She is such a friggin' skank. Who would want her? YUCK! If you have to spread it all out there, who needs it? GAG!

Dirty Disher said...

You and I have diff taste then because I think he looks like a low IQ douche bag.

Eric in San Diego said...

There's just not much there, either way. Hope they had fun at Coachella, but DAMN...eat a cheeseburger or something, Paris!

Anonymous said...

He -IS- a low IQ douche bag. I went to school with him.
Let's put it this way... he's the cream of society; "Thick" and rich. (and I don't mean his package)

If he didn't have money (which he does, he even has his own JET) he'd be working as a waiter/bartender like every other halfway decent looking guy in LA and PH & Co wouldn't give him a second glance.

Dirty Disher said...

Ahhhh, thank you. Interesting.

Blaz-A-Blah said...

God, is she still alive? I swear I heard she choked on a tic tac or something. O V E R

Anonymous said...

Thought he had a cute face. No one said he was a genius. I mean he can't be THAT smart, look who he is doing, I mean what he is doing.

Anonymous said...

she's so gross, how does anyone spend more than 5 minutes with her.

Anonymous said...

Why is she still "famous" ? She is a NOBODY, I'll never understand the medias fascination with her skanky ass.

Bayou Jane said...

1. She looks a lot like a mannequin and probably has the same IQ.

2. He's a guy and we know they'll poke that thing into anything.

Anonymous said...

he looks a little like tom brady

Anonymous said...

Two more good reasons never to go to Coachella.