Thursday, April 2, 2009

Forget the skinny photoshopped body..


ScarJo's face looks like the alien cyborg thing that wants to bite your junk off and suck your internal organs out through the wound. They will be dissolved by the caustic acid in her saliva glands and her larvae will be layed in your carcass..and if you still want to fuck that..you have problems.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've never known what people see in her. She's not pretty, not a great actress. What is it? Oh. Yeah. Now I remember them.

Dirty Disher said...

Ha ha ..kiss them goodbye, she's on some weird diet.

Eric in San Diego said...

Please oh PLEASE let me kiss them goodbye! As to the alien stuff, I volunteer to be the victim as long as I gets to get an hour in first!

Dirty Disher said...

An hour? Yeah, ok. LOL!

Eric in San Diego said...

Ok, DD, ya got me! It'd be five minutes, but it'd be a GREAT five minutes! For me, anyway...

Anonymous said...

Yeck...she is just fucking weird looking, but my hubby thinks she's hot? I just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Is her neck photoshopped out? Is that a practical joke?

cupcake said...

I agree with anon 1:18, her face always looked to me like the underaged boy hanging out in front of the liquor store asking ppl to buy for him. I don't get it either.

Dirty Disher said...

lol cupcake.

Anonymous said...

She's nastyyyyy !!! Her husbands too fucking cute for her too, but it wont last, they rarely do in Hollyweird.