The world held its collective breath last night when it was learned that Madonna had fallen off a horse she was attempting to ride at the Hamptons home of a photographer friend. Thankfully, we soon learned that neither Madonna nor the horse had been badly injured. All's well with the world, except for the little matter of Madonna's pride, which was bruised enough for her to get really angry and try to blame her accident on the paps. Her people said in a statement:
Madonna who was thrown off a horse earlier today has just been released from Southampton Hospital with minor injuries and bruises ... The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend. Madonna will be having further tests and continues to remain under observation by doctors.
This is the second time Madonna's been thrown by a horse - the first was in 2005, when she ended up with broken bones - but we're supposed to think she's not actually a shitty horsewoman. Things would've been fine if not for those damn paps. Right. And I guess the failure of her marriage to Guy Ritchie wasn't simply the result of her being a heinous person. That was the paps' fault too. And her failed movies and albums. Paps. The Malawians not letting her steal that kid? Paps.
Chris Reeve gets paralyzed and eventually dies, but Madonna gets up, brushes herself off and continues on her twatty way. There's no justice.
8 comments:
Give it up, bitch. You can't ride.
Maybe the horse just didn't want the filthy bitch touching it and was eager to gallop off and find the nearest shower.
Horses can get gonorrhea, right?
Omg lol concepta.
And who said animals were dumb.
do you think Guy bribed the horse with carrots??
Forget the paps, the horse turned around and was spooked by the zombie on his back!
no justice. so true...so true
"Horse Throws madonna, she lives"
That's a shame....I read the headline and was hoping for a coma at least....I'm glad the horse came away unharmed.
roflmao @ Concepta...gonorrhea!
That poor horse.
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