Monday, April 13, 2009

How to pitch a tent by Rachel Zoe


Instructions..snort a rail. Insert one pole in a bolt of fabric. Tell pole it needs a diet. Snort another rail. Thank you, that will be $17,000 dollars.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

er sure 9:13 whatever you say.

I like it, i'd wear it as a nightgown.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Not how I pitch my tent though.

Dirty Disher said...

It's the only tent that will be pitched by Zoe.

Anonymous said...

What's she doing in the second photo? Was her dress carried away by the wind? Because I thought that being a stylist meant checking for all those eventualities BEFORE wearing the outfit in public. Hasn't she ever heard of Drapery Weights? Pfft.

Anonymous said...

Is she on stilts or standing on a table in the first pic?

Anonymous said...

she's beautiful and glamorous.

check out her facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachel-Zoe/131919125415?ref=ts

Dirty Disher said...

No. I watched her reality show. That's enough of her for me. She's a nerotic idiot and a tweaker.

Unknown said...

HA! The perfect costume idea for the upcoming Procession of the Species!!!!! Thank you DD!!

Anonymous said...

I can not stand this woman. I tried to watch her show but she and her blonde assistant were just bizarre. Rachel looks like she is a stick figure with a very old and wrinkled face and over-processed hair or wig. I don't know why someone like Deborah Messing would hire her.

And her husband, IMO, is the epitome of a metro-sexual, not that there's anything wrong with that, but could he BE any more fem?