Friday, April 24, 2009

Larry King Can't Feed Himself


Larry King is too old and feeble to lift food to his own mouth anymore so his gold-digging wife has to feed him. What's that look on her face mean? "If I ever find the bastard who invented Viagra, I'm going to put my boot so far up his ass his breath will smell like Italian leather."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, you're great. "Boot up the ass," remark was a smile maker! Thanks I can always use a hit of your wit in the middle of my day!

Leslie said...

do you take these pictures yourself?

Disher said...

You know.........some women like older men. But, her, please, that was just for money. It had to be. He is just TOO gross.

Anonymous said...

He is filthy rich. Will die soon and she is going to be his merry widow. What more could a girl wish for? Think he doesn't know whats up? He does. Hopefully he has it in writing that his kids get most of his money. This is giving me dejavu about Anna Nicole Smith. Dontcha think? She will fight for his money too. Same thing all over again. "I fucked the old bastard, I should get plenty for that!!!" Yea, yea..heard that shit before.

Anonymous said...

Wander if she licks his saggy teabags ?

Anonymous said...

anon 9:28...you "wander"??? Where ya' goin' to go to ponder the question? That just struck me as funny. It's Friday. I'm messin' with u! & yes, she has to lick his sack. It was part of the deal!!! Dayum, don't you know anything? What? You want her to lick yours? Maybe you should "wander" some more & contemplate that. I wonder if that will help you figure things out?

Anonymous said...

10:01. Woohooo! Whose crotchety today, wow. Easy does it, Bob. (And, no, I am not the one who typed "wander" instead of "wonder". Take a chill pill, and enjoy the week-end.

Anonymous said...

"Ohh, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, WHO? Who wrote the book of love?"

Anonymous said...

your a fucking douchebag anon 10:01 .. and u dont own a dictionary

Anonymous said...

DD is the only one that is allowed to make spelling mishaps, don't you people know anything? Those are the rules.

Anonymous said...

Oh & week-end isnt correct either my sweet darling, it's weekend, as in 1 word.

Anonymous said...

shes in it for the money he has two little kids with her thats weird.