Sunday, April 12, 2009

Michael Jackson is shopping again


MJ is starting a new massive collection of Lladro naked kid porcelain figurines because his first massive collection of naked "Lardo" naked kid porcelain figurines is being auctioned off. MJ just can't bear it! Besides the obvious naked kid creepy factor.....MAN, ARE THESE THINGS PIECES OF SHIT. Is he so stupid he doesn't know porcelain is just clay and this shit is poured in a mold and mass produced? Never mind, this is a guy who thought a chimp was his child until it attacked his stupid ass and he had to adopt test tube babies.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't queenies like Lladro?. It seems like an old lady or a passe hobby. I remember my Grandma in Spain and my Mother collecting Lladro pieces a long time ago.

Dirty Disher said...

Beats me, same reason people love Hummel, I guess. They don't know any better. But, I thought MJ would be a little more informed about art since he always claims to be a misunderstood genius. He claimed he didn't have sex with little boys too though.

Anonymous said...

I've never been a huge MJ fan, i appreciate his massive effect on & contribution to the music world, but he's been just a little too creepy strange for me.

This "art" thing, i think we all like something thats a little bit on the cheesy side. But considering the decades of accusations you'd think he'd show a little more common sense and not collect naked children, no matter how bland it looks on the surface.

Anonymous said...

It is an old lady hobby. I "inherited" a bunch of Lladro child angels from my grandmother when she passed. I can't bring myself to get rid of them because I did love my gram, but they are still in a box in the attic because I think they are hideous!

Unknown said...

He's just creepy

Anonymous said...

This guy is such a creepy weird character and so obviously a pedophile that I wonder anyone would pay a dime to see him or care about what happens with him. I am interested, however, in what happens to "his" kids. Poor little things. The world could do without him. There is lots of music without him.

Anonymous said...

Till now, I'd been blissfully ignorant of the existence of these 'art' pieces. Thanks a lot for the MJ-naked baby images in my head, DD!

Dirty Disher said...

They're obviously in his head. Man.

Anonymous said...

Is this an April Fool's joke?

Everyone's aging Mother has some Lladro shit. Beware.

Anonymous said...

Never heard of it before. I've heard of Hummel but not the naked kids crap. My mom was anti collecting of any sorts as it just meant more work dusting or beating our asses to dust.