Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan should trade lives. Then Mischa would finally get some attention, and Lindsay would finally get the peace that comes only when no one gives a flying fuck about you.
When MB first hit the scene on that silly "OC" show a few years back I thought she was breathtakingly beautiful and I wasn't the only one.
Her recent photos remind me of those "before Meth/after Meth" photo ads that various sherrif's departments run from time to time. I seriously don't get what it is with these "starlets". They get a little fame and fortune and zoooom!! --straight to their thick heads.
Smoking, drugging, drinking till you puke and running around at 4 ayem in hideous get-ups that look as if they were pulled from the thrift shop donation bins on the corner (after a rainstorm) might look cool and 'reb' when you're 21, but anything beyond that is just tragic.
These chicks must honestly believe they're going to be 21 forever.. more important, that all the drink/drugging won't take a hideous toll on their once gorge and flawless looks.
Well, Misch, Linds, Paris, et al, let me assure you there's no cosmetic surgery in the world that will fix the fuckery that has become your faces. It's already too late.
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Brilliant! Right on.
But why is the corpse in the picture smiling?
It's called the "death rictus", an involuntary muscular contraction. Why are so many of these "starlets" looking so freakin' BAD lately??
Why is she a starlet??, is the real question.
When MB first hit the scene on that silly "OC" show a few years back I thought she was breathtakingly beautiful and I wasn't the only one.
Her recent photos remind me of those "before Meth/after Meth" photo ads that various sherrif's departments run from time to time. I seriously don't get what it is with these "starlets". They get a little fame and fortune and zoooom!! --straight to their thick heads.
Smoking, drugging, drinking till you puke and running around at 4 ayem in hideous get-ups that look as if they were pulled from the thrift shop donation bins on the corner (after a rainstorm) might look cool and 'reb' when you're 21, but anything beyond that is just tragic.
These chicks must honestly believe they're going to be 21 forever.. more important, that all the drink/drugging won't take a hideous toll on their once gorge and flawless looks.
Well, Misch, Linds, Paris, et al, let me assure you there's no cosmetic surgery in the world that will fix the fuckery that has become your faces. It's already too late.
she looks like a plastic surgeon stretched her entire face horizontally
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