Thursday, April 16, 2009

Mom's from Hell

There's a ton of mother/kid horror stories this week which should make all of us regular parental fuck ups feel damn good. Lindsay and Dina were heard fighting in Lind's rental house, Easter Sunday, by neighbors. Dina want's The Blow in rehab again and the fight ended with Lindsay begging Dina to stop. “Mom, stop it!” “Enough!” “Quit it!” Dina still goes to clubs with her kid, drinks with them, snorts with them and dresses like her daughters. She even has the same hair extensions. Dina's a fucked up whore. She lives in a house Lindsay bought her. She lives off money Lindsay gave her for herself and the other kids. Dina Lohan has a job like I have a Maserati and a masseuse. In ya fuckin' head, Dina! The only reason she gives a fuck about Lindsay's rehab is so she can get her stash.
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Candy Spelling is still talking about Tori saying: “She’s always playing the victim, but at 36 years old, I think it’s time not to play the victim anymore.” At 107 years old, it's time for you to shut the fuck up, Candy. Tori IS the victim and she hasn't said jack shit about you. I have to buy the book to hear it. Candy also shat out that Tori uses her kids for publicity and she want to protect them. “I certainly never took one of my kids and made them objects,” she explains. “It’s always like they’ve got them when it’s convenient for the press. They are objects that are being used for her press persona… My kids — although she says differently — had a very normal life.” Normal??!? Cunt, you've never even met Stella, wtf are you on??
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Then there's that Gosselin bitch who says she will not buy her kids a car when they're older, she will teach them the value of work ethics. THEY ARE WORKING. Those kids bought you everything you own, your mansion, your wardrobe, your cars, your personal chef, your gardener..Every single thing bought with naked photos and films of your children taking a dump. Shut the fuck up, White Trash!
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OctoTwat says she will not have a reality show. That's exploitation for losers. She will have a documentary showing her kids from birth to age 18 on camera for the world to watch. It's educational and she'll document their memories for them this way. Kate Gosselin already handed everyone that line of horse shit. OctoTwat is smarter than Kate, but, so is a rubber glove. It's the reality TV liars club.
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I don't know about you, but, I feel better about how I raised my kids now. My mistakes were cotton candy compared to these whores.

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Now Octotwat wants to trademark "octomom". She says she doesn't like the term but she wants to "protect" it. Ya she's milking it, she already submitted the request.

MaryL said...

"Dina still goes to clubs with her kid, drinks with them, snorts with them and dresses like her daughters. She even has the same hair extensions. Dina's a fucked up whore...[she] has a job like I have a Maserati and a masseuse. In ya fuckin' head, Dina! The only reason she gives a fuck about Lindsay's rehab is so she can get her stash."

This shit is hilarious (and sad)!

Anonymous said...

Users having kids. This is what happens.

That Octomom "documentary" is going to be horrifying.

Concepta said...

"The only reason she gives a fuck about Lindsay's rehab is so she can get her stash."

Like the leathery whore has any usable veins left into which she could inject said stash. And snorting's out of the question since she's had more nostril transplants in the last ten years than her ex-husband's had bastard daughters (you know there's more out there). So what's a mom to do?

Poor Dina. She could have prostituted her pestilent twat for a few bucks if it hadn't wrenched itself from her foul groin and fled to Mexico several years ago to start a better life for itself as a tarantula nest.
There's only so much abuse a snatch can take...

Anonymous said...

Narcissists! The whole lot of them. They don't have any idea of anyone else's perceptions of them. Sure, they could read it or be told to their faces but they still wouldn't believe it. Must be nice to not have a working conscience.

Dirty Disher said...

Concepta..LMAO! "wrenched itself from her foul groin and fled to Mexico several years ago to start a better life for itself as a tarantula nest." GD, that's good.

Dirty Disher said...

I wish my son could read this post. His big thing was always "Why didn't you give me up to a RICH family??" He thought he should have been adopted by the Rockefellers every time he got pissed at me. I still laugh about that.

Anonymous said...

The reason the stupid Gosselin bitch and her dickless pet husband will not be buying the kids cars is because they will have pissed every dime of it away by the.

I hope the kids grow up and torture these two...Or if there is any money left drag their canned tanned asses through court and leave them flat fucking broke....

Anonymous said...

My kids are just average fucked up.DD you totally made me feel good about this!!! Thank you!