Thursday, April 30, 2009

More nothingness from Nothingville

I don't care what she has to say..it's all about her looks. Her whole life is about her looks and it makes me exhausted. Last week she put on a light colored wig and pretended she dyed her hair. Then she blogged that it was all a scam and wasn't she hilarious!? Yes, Kim I wet my pants at your cleverness.
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This week it's back to talking about her body again. This girl is nothing BUT a body. Her life is worthless. She could be a fitness guru or a nutritionist if she's so obsessed with her body..but, no..she actually thinks talking about how cute she is, is a career. I am tired of these people, can you tell? I have better things to do and I am working on it. You will be the first to know when I'm ready to move along to something more meaningful. It's going to happen, people like Kim and ParAss and the rest have taken up enough of my time.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't leave the internets DD!!! you could blog about your family every day and probably have more readers...or blog about art....gardening!!!

you've got lots of internet friends here!

Anonymous said...

i keep forgetting to tell you DD, i got like a dozen vintage complete gossip mags...some from the 50s and some from the 70s...when i done with school in 2 weeks i will scan them...we've got the sammy davis/kim novak scandal...one cover says 'anita ekberg [sic] is a nympomaniac'....they're fun!!!

crabbie said...

You wet your pants?

Anonymous said...

Misstia, that sounds awesome! And you are in school, too? I gots me some MAD (college) senioritis going on....feels like it's taking forever just to get a friggin' Bachelor's!! Hope you're doing well....10G

Anonymous said...

yeah i went back to college after 16 years this semester...i will graduate in dec. with a BA in history....then i think i'll get my masters....

if DD wants, i could send her the mags in the mail and she could check them out, scan, etc and i could include a pre-paid postage label for her to send them back to me....flat rate priority mail envelope would be like $5....

gardenhoe said...

I'm not leaving. Aww.

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, that's me.

Anonymous said...

you want me to mail ya my vintage complete mags? scandals galore!!! i'd include return postage....

you turning into a garden hoe? :P

i love to garden, including hoeing, very therapeutic....

Eric in San Diego said...

Don't let the Kard-ASS-ian girls drive you away! They are harmless distractions and have no power to cause problems for anyone except themselves! We need the Disher! No one needs these assclowns!

Unknown said...

Eh. I know sometimes the twits just get under your skin. I was hoping to see what you had to say about miss california wanting to protect marriage. I say, protect from who and what?

Here's the clip from today's interview:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com
/id/26184891/vp/30495215#30495215

Anonymous said...

Obviously fake breasts. Again I'm asking anyone who can tell me, why would these women want the what-I'll-call disc breasts placed so that they have that obvious fake semi-circle up on top? They don't even look 16-year-old girl perky. They look, well, fake.

Can't figure why this woman is even on TV, mags or anywhere public. What's so special about her other than her dad was a good lawyer?

Anonymous said...

she had her nose done cheeck inplants tit inplants ect.........

Anonymous said...

shes made of all plastic.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe she became famous because of a sex tape.

Anonymous said...

nobody likes self-pity.
if you're on kardashian for not doing anything meaningful, look in the mirror. your banter gets old, dd.

Anonymous said...

fuck off anon 6:30...don't like it, don't read it....or is that too simple of a comment for ya?

miss tia at school....

Disher said...

LMAO! Not doing anything? LMFAOOOO! Oh, let me get another bon bon here..oh, I'll ring the butler.

Anonymous said...

anon 4:35:00 PM
some women actally WANT the fake look...they KNOW they are round on top...they DONT WANT to look natural!! What difference does it make to you?

Anonymous said...

Gardenhoe? LMAO! I love it!
Yeah, you're right about KK. All she is famous for is a bad sex tape where she looks really uncomfortable (from the brief bits I've seen) and the rumor of the other parts. Her body really isn't that spectacular, either. I don't get why she thinks she is that hot, but mostly I ignore her, so I am no expert.
I'm all for the gardening posts. I'm trying to get my garden going. . .my raised beds need more filler, and so far my husband has not helped me out in that regard.
My new venture is :::drum roll::: chickens!!! We have six chicks in a brooder! (We live in the city, but I researched it, and there is quite a movement out there to have your own chickens in the city.) We have two 11 day-olds, and four 18 day-olds. We thought that in this economy, being able to provide our own eggs (and meat, if we had to) would be a good thing. Might benefit our neighbors, too, if they are down on their luck we can at least give them some protein, and we can use the manure in the compost heap. If I can remember how to do it, I will send some pics of the little girls (My peeps, as we call them).

Disher said...

I love chickens! I'd love to see pics of your chicks. I thought of getting some, mom wanted some real bad..but, maybe next year. I'm so busy right now getting the garden dug up. I'd have to build a chicken shed..naaa, not this year. God, they're cute though. Can't wait to see you pics!

m. said...

ha ha, my peeps, that's awesome!

Anonymous said...

Take a break. As much as I like ragging on the worthless whores of Hollywood. I can only take reading about the useless consumer driven a little at a time. Getting involved in the shit that is their lives will drive anyone fucking crazy. The fact that this bitch is famous because she was pissed on proves where our society is headed.

This is why I have such disdain for Angelina another worthless whore who used motherhood and charity work to erase a disgusting vile past. You see it happening with Nicole Ritchie pretty soon Kim will be held in high esteem and treated as if she were a saint.

Anonymous said...

Keep at it DD! We need bloggers like you to call these idiots out on their shit! The ass-kissers on shows like "Entertainment Tonight" sure aren't gonna do it!

Anonymous said...

DD, as much I love you girl...I totally get what you are saying. It's all fucking bullshit. Who gives shit anymore who's thin, fat, divorced, cheating, gay or in jail? Maybe it's a distraction from the terrible things going on right now? But it's such a fucking drag. Sucks away time & energy? Right? I have often wondered how you continue to care about doing it at all. I couldn't stay that interested in other peoples lives. You are fucking good at it tho. I hope you keep it going. If you give it to Crabbie he will let it die, so don't do that. Let it die a respectable death. We love you girl. You would be missed, but I understand. We are the same age. I won a bet from you last Halloween. That was fun. Think about it before you go away. But if you do, it's cool too. XO
Roxanne

Major Majormajor said...

There's an ancient song (1982) by REM about this forgotten art of gardening. I guess living in the south makes this pastime seem unpleasant and not worthwhile.
People (meaning my former neighbours) always hired landscaping companies to lay down layers of golf course grass on their lawn, and then "place" flowers and shrubs on top of it.
They never "appreciated" our "natural" grass, strange fern tree and tulips.

Ome Omy said...

DD, I've not been here very long, but I do enjoy making a random comment now and then. But, truth be told, I'm more interested in your garden than most of the shallow dipshits mentioned here. I also live in the south, and have got a kick ass garden well on its way. All my 'mater plants have blooms, my strawberries are getting there, my herbs are flourishing AND my butterbeans and lettuce have just started sprouting! I'm a "old crony" but if I knew how to send you pics, I would! Please post pics of your garden now and then so we can watch it grow! As for the likes of Kim, Lindsey, Angelina, etc. who cares, right?

Anonymous said...

I love your site. Most of all, I love when you write about your brother and your Mom. There is mental illness in my family as well, and it's so nice to read your thoughts on this. I feel like I am not the only one. Please don't stop. You are appreciated.

Anonymous said...

Oh, some women "want to look fake"? Who knew? I thought most got plastic surgery, all plastic surgery, to look naturally better in some way than they would without it.

Doesn't matter in the least to me, asshole, I was only asking the question.