Thursday, April 2, 2009

Pantyhose are extinct..that makes me sad

Fishy Paltrow has obviously met with some tragic accident resulting in clumsy red soled casts and braces on her Fishsticks. Could they have been bitten? She does suffer chronically from foot in mouth. I'm sure this terrible accident had nothing to do with Madonna's ass, or the casts would have been on her patrician nose. Get well, Gwyneth.

2 comments:

Roxanne said...

Ewww! Nothing like giving yourself kankles, on purpose!

Anonymous said...

lol, dd - that explains her shoe choices!