Music producer Scott Storch has entered rehab, hoping to turn his life around after blowing - by his own reckoning - around $30 million on cocaine. Actually, Scott's good pal Brandon Davis probably snorted about 90% of that himself, before Scott threw Brandon out for ruining yet another sofa (you just can't get man-grease out of upholstery).
Besides the absurd drug habit, Scott is also reportedly in danger of losing most of his stuff, and recently got charged with grand theft auto after failing to return a rented Bentley in timely fashion. Oh fuck, he has to rent a Bentley now? This guy is toast.
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Their both gross. Wasnt Scott screwing around with Brooke Hogan at one time? Maybe it was her mother, who knows.
He is one of the weirdest people I've seen. Every time I see a picture or video of him I just keep staring at it, trying to figure out what exactly it is that makes him so bizarre
WHAT is that greasy stain next to him?
theyre sooooo oily looking exactly NOT my type o dude. mischa barton has no taste, aint it the truth.
Those 2 rank at the top of my EEWWW list. Nasty,nasty, nasty. Isn't Brandon the one that coined the nickname "Fire Crotch" for Lindsay Lohan? They must be the apple of their parents eyes!
Brandon coined firecrotch, but, Scott bought her a million dollar diamond.
Brandon looks like Elvis.
I think brandon would be cute if he just took a papertowel and dabbed some of that grease off him
"Brandon looks like Elvis." Anon- I can see that now that you mention it.
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