Saturday, April 4, 2009

Someone Still Cares About Lindsay

Who says Lindsay Lohan can't still get magazine covers? See? A Chinese version of Harper's Bazaar. She's huge over there. Her name translates to "One Who Smells Like Shanghai Fish Stand and Trades Sucky Sucky for Magic-Dragon-Powder."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

That doesn't even look like Lindsay, it looks like Bree Van de Kamp.

Anonymous said...

Guess the chinese don't like freckles since she's shopped to porcelain prefection.

Hilarious translation there crabbie lol.

Kate said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Does this mean she washed her hair at least once this year?

Anonymous said...

she's so hot

Anonymous said...

That looks like she could have looked if she hadn't gotten so fucked up. Photo shop and a tanker of airbrush ink made her look like that.

Anonymous said...

What a pretty 40 year old woman.

Anonymous said...

Lindsey, Britney, K-Fed, Paris, Amy "WTF is wrong with her" Winehouse, Madonna, Angelina & Brad SOOOOOOOOO need to be voted off the island.

Anonymous said...

Tell us again why anyone even remembers this douchebags name? She cant sing or act, so she isnt known for those things. That pic must've taken all damn day to photoshop, the artists hand probably damn near fell off by the time they were done trying to fix that mess.

Anonymous said...

She's made-up to have thin lips and slit eyes - that hard look. Hard, mean and old. Nice.

taiwanese girl said...

it says :"Lindsay Lohan - her revival confessions".
I personally pitty her.