Their creed, say the Cullenists, includes a base set of beliefs that Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real, that the Twilight series should be worshipped, and that if you are good in life, you will be blessed with eternity with the Cullens. You must also read the Twilight series everyday, like the bible, and take a pilgrimage to the site where the movie was filmed.
I sense a tiny flaw in their plan. Twilight is a fucking movie!!! I based my own plan for the afterlife on Rocky Horror. These people are just silly. Edward doesn't even wear fishnets.
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This wasn't what the Mormons had in mind.
I have no clue what the Mormons had in mind, but, I know if you read their pamplets, you can get them to move heavy furniture. Them Elders are alright by me.
I liked the books but this is more then just a little on the retarded side.
True DD, they will come lend a hand but then they won't take no for an answer! Been there done that.
Oh shit does this mean I have to trade in my Harry Potter wand and glasses now....It hard to keep up with trends...
Just keep in mind that this was thought up by readers, not the author. This is too crazy. A "fad" is right.
PS: Those Mormon boys traveling around on their bicycles are perverts. Be careful! I am not kidding!!! I know that from personal experience.
Lest ye think it be a joke, remember L.Ron Hubbard. All praise be to Twihards.
ugh! makes me nostalgic for the interview with a vampire days. seriously, anne rice is so much more tolerable than the twilight author.
-wtf-
with all of those butt comments i'm surprised this isn't a crabbie post.
10:26 -- could not agree more. First she pushes hard for DD readers to warm up to Crabby, then she starts writing like him. I miss the old DD.
I love you, DD! You aren't morphing into Crabbie.
I am still laughing at the deleted Twilight scene you posted a few days ago.
Keep up the great work. I look forward to your blog every day.
Bram Stoker and Bela Lugosi are turning over in their graves.
And don't get me started on the Mormons and MoronI.
..do you want Brad to see you...
LIKE THIS?
LOL! Nice captions!
I love Crabbie and DD,
Boo-fucking-Hoo for 11:47
LOL @ Writes like crabbie. Nerds.
Crabbie doesn't understand the vast importance and life changing messages of Dr. Frank N. Furter.
I do
& he can make u a man
Ahhhh yep. A Ma ya ya ya yan!
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