Senile..of just plain crafty?

Here's another story about my mom, I know you guys love those. Today I was mopping and it's close quarters in here, so I opened the door and sat a small table, a footstool and a plant stand outside on the patio thingy. I mopped and sat down at the comp to read comments and have some coffee. When the floor dried, I opened my door and the furniture was gone. Just gone!
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I went over to Mom's and there it was. I said wtf? She told me "Well, I thought you were throwing it out." I said, do you actually want or need this stuff, because if you do, I guess you can have it. She said, no, she was going to sell it in her next yard sale. She says I'm wasteful and she makes money off my trash. Sigh. I reached in my pocket and I had $2 dollars. I handed it to her and said, here, I'll save you some trouble. I was laughing. She took my two dollars and said "That table is worth more than two bucks, that's an antique." I said, yeah, but, I'm family...and took my table home. She got to keep the footstool and crappy plant stand.