Miley Cyrus says that, despite her fame and money, she still sometimes behaves like a scared little child who thinks the boogeyman is under her bed waiting to grab her ankle. "At times I feel I'm very mature for my age, but other times I feel very immature," Miley said. "I still like to sleep with my parents sometimes. I'll go into their bedroom and snuggle with my mom, because I've been working all day and haven't seen her." I'm sure Billy Ray heartily encourages this. And no Miley, it's not normal for daddy to rub his giant throbbing boner against you. Call the fricking police!
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"... rub his giant throbbing boner against you."
Or more likely, his tiny-teeny micro-peeny. Either way - no it's not normal.
I have a co-worker who kept a countdown clock in his office that timed out Hayden PantyLiner's 18th birthday. He now has it reset to Miley Cyrus' 18th birthday. Sick fuck! She can be very cute sometimes, but the "look at me, I'm a sexy, pouty 15 year old" crap needs to stop. If her folks love her as much as they say, then they'll intervene on this shit and make her stop. She's putting herself in the same category as they other slutty "LOOK AT ME" girls.
Eric - she is the leader of the slutty "LOOK AT ME" category.
She's a buck-toothed idiot. Anyone can see that.
Why is this slut always taking above-her-head cell phone shots of her skanky ass self?
6:36 do you realize how many kids do this? and that they call it sexting when they snap pics like this and worse and send them to their b/f's or the guy they are trying to attract. Millions of parents don't have a clue, it's not just this kids.
I do agree with Eric that her parents need to be monitoring what she's doing & put a stop to this kind of thing. Although I dare say it's pretty difficult to reign in & keep accurate tabs on a kid who's travelling and working all the time.
The kids consider this stuff just harmless fun, but you can see what kind of shit storm it stirs up! A 14 year old girl was recently arrested...ARRESTED!...for sending semi-nude pics of herself on the web. In our odd society, where we sell everything with sex and then tell our kids that sex is bad, we punish a kid for THIS but praise them in the Toddler Pageants for being "flirty"...no wonder my Euro-trash friends laugh at us...
Yeah, giant throbbing boner? Really? He looks like a little weenered putz to me.
These pix are a dime a dozen.
Yo, Eric-
You need to set fire to the PedoCountdown Clock Cubicle when he's out to lunch....
mm
All da wittle fishey's
in da deep dawrk sea
are not half as sexy
as me, me, me.
WTF is it with the fish face pouts? It's about as attractive as a goldfish, as tempting as cold bacon, and as sexy as sidewalk slime.
She's like 14...she don't know from sexy! She sees the big girls all doing the pouty thing and thinks that is what works. Little does she realize that it take collagen injections for most of them! I hope she'll be fine, but guess we ALL get to see.
Countdown clock boy is really kind of sad...I'm afraid he'd go totally postal if someone messed with his stuff. "Gonna burn it all down..."
Miley's boogie man is probably her daddy Billy Ray because their relationship is very pseudosexual with a hint of bad fashion.
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