D-Lister has some crazy story today about a chick who was robbed for chicken. Read it and tell me what you'd do. I really want to know what YOU'D do. Give me some insight into you and your head. No bullshit please. I'll tell you what I'd do too.
D-Lister has some crazy story today about a chick who was robbed for chicken. Read it and tell me what you'd do. I really want to know what YOU'D do. Give me some insight into you and your head. No bullshit please. I'll tell you what I'd do too.
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Dammit - now I want Popeye's for lunch.
LOOOOOOVE that chicken from Popeye's.
So I assume, you'd just buy more chicken. Probably sensable.
Yeah I wouldn't even press charges. Completely understandable. Clearly Popeye's puts an addictive substance in their fried chicken batter. I can't blame those so-called criminals. How dare you or anyone else label them for an addiction they clearly cannot help.
A unique perspective! Love it.
I'd take out a piece, swipe it up my ass crack, put it back in the box and hand it over.
Remember the license plate and do a DMV search.
Sneak up in the middle of the night and pour a bottle of Crisco oil in their get away car gas tank.
Wait for them with the dog I rescued from the pound in another county and beat every day with a bucket of Popeyes chicken. As they come out I cut the dog loose and let him do his work.
Or get my psycho ex girlfriend to "do a number" on the car like she so often has done.
I LOVE both of those! Love love love it!
I'd pull out my own gun and tell them to get the fuck away from my chicken!
The name of the site is "Dlisted"
not "Dlister"
I'd wait til it passes thru my intestines then deliver the goods on the thieves porch.
He's the D-Lister guy. Go pick your belly button lint if you want something to do.
I wouldn't like it if you linked my website and called it the wrong name.
From now on I'll refer to your website as "Dirty Dishwasher" Close enough, right? j/k
Geez... the guy whose honor you're defending here with the big guns has a sense of humor. Wtf are you doing on this or his site?
Michael K. over at Dlisted would probably think it was funny.
And I would just buy more chicken. If they didn't have a gun, I would beat a bitch down for trying to steal my Popeye's.
I didn't say it to be funny. That's what I call him when I talk about something he had on, because I don't know the guy and his first name always escapes me. He's D-Lister Dude from D-list. If you cab't get the hang of how I talk from how I type, you're on the wrong site. Seriously. Does someone really think I'd take a cheap pot shot at D-Lister Dude? Gawd. Let me know when he loses sleep over what's said on DirtyDisher.
I would shoot the chicken thieves. Yesterday I had rules. Today I will shoot you.
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