Kim Kardashian fell asleep while sunbathing in Mexico and posted a picture of the result on her website. Newsflash: Kim Kardashian is a moron. And who the fuck goes to Mexico now? Besides dumb bitches who would probably actually enjoy getting kidnapped by a drug cartel.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Who Likes Their Skank Well-Done?
Kim Kardashian fell asleep while sunbathing in Mexico and posted a picture of the result on her website. Newsflash: Kim Kardashian is a moron. And who the fuck goes to Mexico now? Besides dumb bitches who would probably actually enjoy getting kidnapped by a drug cartel.
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thats gonna hurt like hell
Dumbass.
She should get someone to pee on it to take away the sting.
and yet in an hour it will magically be all gone!
burn. GET IT!
To her defense, I've fallen asleep on the beach as well. Yes, she is an asshole most of the time, but this is the sorta thing that can happen to anyone really :)
Skin cancer, anyone?
Mexico for them is not the Mexico that we go to DD. She goes to Joe Francis' estate or some other bo-jillionaire's. She doesn't see what regular ppl see in Mexico. Besides the California Mexico is not what I have been to. It's Baha, it's different from the Texas Mexico side. The sun shines hard there on the coast of Mexico. She's dark complected too, thats some harsh rays.
Oh shit!! She's gonna be sick for a few days and need to go to a doctor to pop/drain the blisters that will form on her face. I haven't been burned that bad since the '70's, and there WAS an ozone layer back then. I actually feel bad for her.
Hey, remember when it happened to Kate Gosselin? Now that was funny!!
Not my post,8:15:00. I like Mexico just fine.
With all the money this bitch has, she can't afford sunblock?
Ouch. Hurts just to look at.
Gaping whore.
May the fleas of a thousand HIV-positive goats infest her vagina.
Boy, Concepta, you are truly gifted in the stupid makes-no-sense comments area. Kudos to you.
And what are your gifts Tiffani? Or do you charge for them?
LMAO! Zing!
Uckchhh. Who sunbathes? Talk about booooorrinnng!
Just a thought here, but based on Kim's past misadventures, could "fell asleep while sunbathing" be euphemistic for "passed out cold in a chaise at a mega-bucks resort after pounding champagne and the pool boy all night." ??
You could never afford them, what, with a name like Concepta, I'm sure your just another nasty welfare frauding border crossing dirty magical charm wearing mexican.
I know who their dad was and who their step-dad was (and is sort of), but exactly what talent has their mom shown or the girls to make them celebs at all? This is a serious inquiry and I'm not usually as dumb as a bag of rocks or a Kardasian, but I don't know why these people are important.
Tiffani, I think you'll find that with a name like Concepta I'm actually another nasty, welfare-frauding, border-crossing, dirty-magical-charm-wearing, potato-eating, leprechaun-raping, Guinness-guzzling Irish gal, thank-you-very-much!
I also suck thousands of cocks, sell my cunt for crystal meth, had seventeen kids by the time I was nine, beat up old people for jump change and engage several of my offspring in horrifying acts of child-prostitution. But I guess you could tell all of that from my name anyway, huh?
Oh and I'm also a Carmelite nun called Sister Rosaleen.
Happy now?
Damn, Concepta!! You go, girl! Remind me not to PISS YOU OFF, eh?
I hoist a Guiness in your honor...
Concepta rocks!
Any time, guys!
: )
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