Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Yeah, this isn't frightening at all

Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
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This coming from the douche who said God put the smackdown on John Graziano because he didn't live right. OJ had a right to slice people up because they made him angry. That makes sense..IF YOU'RE PSYCHO! Buy a gun, Linda. There is something terribly wrong with all the Hogans.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoa. Thats all i can think of. Whoa.

Ya get a gun, better yet MOVE.

Anonymous said...

i dunno...i feel sorry for hulk hogan.. saw a few episodes of his show and it seemed like Linda just kept him around so she could spend his money. Was awful to see how the years of wrestling have affected his movement etc yet she would still be encouraging him to do another match. i think he said in one episode that he could retire if she would stop spending. And then after all he has done to support his family she doesnt want him...i can see how that would hurt.

Anonymous said...

Somehow I think Linda already HAS that gun...

Anonymous said...

I don't feel sorry for any of them. He had no right and no excuse for saying what he said about the victim of his son's accident and I think he showed his true colors in that audio. Also, this guy raised these two kids to be as brain-dead and useless as they are. What's to admire about that?

Yeah, Linda has proved herself skank-worthy and I often go back to Clearwater (my home town), so I'll have to keep a lookout next time to see if I see her out and about. Truthfully, there are so many women and girls with that look in Clearwater it would be hard to picture her. If I saw her with her boyfriend I'd just think it was a mom out with her son.

Anonymous said...

He's been an asswipe for years, so is his wife and his kids. It's a fucking epidemic in Hollywood. I think you have to go to special how-to-be-an-asswipe classes before you can move in.

Anonymous said...

Roid rage in 3...2...1....

Eric in San Diego said...

The Hulkster in all of his glory. He chose a skank ho as a bride, and this is his payback. He chose to raise his kids as talentless, soulless leaches, so why be surprised when he defends them? He actually AGREES with OJ?? You go to hell, Hogan, you go to hell and you DIE!! I thought you were a pretty funny cartoon at one time, but now I think you are a dangerous asshole. Go away...

Anonymous said...

Eric..honey, Hulk will have to die and THEN go to hell. Eitherway, it's not a bad suggestion!

BTW- wasn't he mind fucking Brooke, his own daughter? And then was dating her BFF, that looks identical to her? He is no better. He's doing the exact same shit! Only worse, he's almost guilty of incest. Or maybe he is!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah Hulk, OJ had a good idea. Commit double pre-meduated homicide. Get arrested for the murders, go to trial and then be found Not Guilty. It did work for him. But karma finally got his ass. Dude is gonna die in prison!
How dare Hulk sing OJ's priases. Sympathy for OJ? Denise was a beaten wife, many, many times. Who could blame her for leaving the bastard? No one!! Hulk is a sick prick. Linda can date who she wants. He certainly does. Isn't he dating his daughter? Finally got what he wanted. Maybe Linda knows stuff that he wants to kill her for??? Hmmm?

Anonymous said...

"meduated"???? WTH???? meditated, thats the word I was typing. I swear!!! LOL

Eric in San Diego said...

I think "meduated" works! I know I was meduated when I got out of high school...

LOLZ

Unknown said...

Like we're supposed to pat him on the back for not giving in to his murderous thoughts. Ya right.

Anonymous said...

I think he's trying to intimidate Linda. Maybe not to her face but thats fucking scary what he's saying publicly. Imagine what he says privately! This guy is fully capable of violence, it's his life! The 19 year old kid has some huge balls to be doing what he's doing!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, HE's the one who married the douche.
What did he expect?

Dirty Disher said...

6:43:00, that's interesting. I never thought of it that way.