Monday, May 11, 2009

Celeb wars

Nick Cannon is firing net insults at Eminem because he's still hurling rap insults at Mariah Carey. Mariah still claims she never had sex with Eminem and he can't handle that. If I was Em, I'd keep my mouth shut and never admit I porked that cow.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

em might write a tell all....'my night in the hello kitty room'...it was a dark and stormy night, moo locked me in the hello kitty room until i agreed to fuck her....

yeah...best seller...

MaryL said...

She IS looking a bit porky. What's up with that?

Anonymous said...

she's not fat

Anonymous said...

yeah, she's not fat...she needs to SPANX her ass off.

I wonder how many assts it takes to squeeze her into a "bodyshaper".

Sprite

Anonymous said...

Another super unflattering outfit on Mimi (and probably on most people) like her Easter dress was. Why, oh, why does she wear these cheap-looking, clinging pieces of crap clothing when she could afford to look like a million dollars every day? I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

misstia, I would totally read a book called "My night in the hello kitty room". LOL.

As for Mariah, she's always been on the chunky side. I can't stand her music, but I do like that she doesn't feel the need to diet herself down to skin and bones like most famous women.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? That's not a figure. She's either got 3 full-body Spanx on, or she's been sucked and tucked into oblivion. Egad!

MaryL said...

Anyone other than a Victoria's Secret model should think twice before wearing a knit dress, which is unforgiving.

Anonymous said...

I think she looks great, but I do think her choice of clothes could have some assistance.

I will always remember my mom. Her and I would go shopping and she would tell me to try on all these outfits and they looked awful (to me and I would argue I wasn't trying it on) until I tried them on -- she seemed to know what would look good on me. Too bad she isn't alive, I would tell her to go help her lol.

crystal