Fat Diva

Meghan McCain has really bought into her own hype. Gatecrasher says the fat wannabe blogger and mortal enemy of Laura Ingraham (someone who is actually funny and smart, unlike Meghan, who only thinks she's those things) showed up with all the other phonies at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, but got stopped short by security when she tried to get two friends in despite having only one extra ticket. "The security guard sent her to talk to someone to sort out the situation," a source reports, "but Meghan got bratty and nastily told him, ‘We’ll just stand here then,’ like an insolent child." Then: “She muttered to her friends, ‘Does he even know who the fuck I am?’ ”

Yeah Meghan...everyone knows who you are. Asshat children of failed presidential candidates are right up there with movie stars and basketball players in terms of public recognition. What a joke this bitch is. Wanda Sykes wished Rush Limbaugh's kidneys would fail...well I hope Meghan goes into some kind of full-body shutdown, starting with her big, dumb, useless mouth. This bitch actually makes me long to hear more from Bristol Palin. It makes me wish Mitt Romney or Mike Huckabee or Chuck Fucking Norris had been the candidate instead of her old man. Now we have to listen to this Michelin-man-looking cuntbucket for the rest our god damn lives.