Monday, May 4, 2009

I can't keep up with Jon Gosselin the chick magnet







I knew I had another pic or two of Jon in my files with other women. I had all these and I know there are at least two more and they were all taken in bars when Kate was not around. When the cheating rumors came out, his fans screamed "There's no proof! Where are the pictures, liars!?" Then the pics started coming and they explained to me that Jon was just posing with fans because he's a nice guy (and doesn't charge $20 bucks for a photo like his wife does.) Oh, and his face is red because he was sunburned from skiing with his darling daughter! He doesn't drink! Shame on me for saying such awful things. THEN, when he got caught at 2 am with some ho outside Legends bar, calling her babe....oh, man. Gosselin super fans were confused. They reminded me of ants when you dig into their ant hill in the garden. Whaaaa? Bzzzzz, bzzzzz. Whaaa?
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Now, they don't seem to know how to live anymore since their idol is an idiot. A few of them still believe his story about how he was showing a "friend" his car at 2 am. I tell you, sigh, I've been around the block a few times, I took the bus. I am old. I know what I know and Jon Gosselin is not going to tell me his goofy stories. He sounds like a 10 year old getting caught at some fuckery. You know how kids make up a lie right on the spot and stick with it even though it makes no sense? Yeah. Super Duper Gosselin fanatics are a funny lot..reality is very blurred for them. They need to wake up and smell the organically grown coffee. John's indiscretions are of no real interest to me, though I like it when Kate gets mad and her facade is cracked.
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Why don't fans just embrace the fact that their idol is a horn dog and brag on his womanizing? I think it's amazing that he can get as many women as he does considering his lack of balls and hair. And the fact that he has 8 screaming kids at home. Rock on John, you devil, you. You can "still hang"..and you have a nice "crib" and bitchin' wheels. There are still fans out there who think this isn't him. Makes you laugh, doesn't it? Maybe they think all drunk half Asian guys look alike.



52 comments:

bastard whore said...

HELP! MY CUNTS ARE ON FIRE!!

Anonymous said...

The hater bloggers caused this trouble! Jon and Kate were very happy but outside sources have forced Jon to get pussy elsewhere and its OUR FAULT.

WE treat him like shit.
WE sleep with our bodyguard.
WE care more about ourselves than our family.

Yeah, those hater bloggers just want to ruin this happy happy marriage. They say they care about the kids but really, does ANYBODY care about the kids?

Not Jon and Kate.
Not TLC
Not the fans, they just want their entertainment, damn it!

Anonymous said...

one of these women are going to turn up pregnant. watch and see

my9cats said...

Anonymous said...
one of these women are going to turn up pregnant. watch and see

May 4, 2009 4:24:00 PM GST

OMG What a hoot.
Multiples too lol.

Denise said...

My favorite thing was the bouncer who was vouching for Jon and screwed up the story by saying Jon CAME to the bar with the girl.

Anonymous said...

what parent of kids is out at 2am with another woman? especially a parent with 8 kids?? you got 8 kids you don't have time to be going to bars, especially at 2am....

seachelle said...

He better have used a coupon with those girls.

Anonymous said...

Jon & Kate ain't gr8, now the girlfriend is L8

Anonymous said...

Someone else said that Jon has known this girl for years. Well, she's 22 years old. Did Jon meet her when she was in High School? Maybe she used to babysit the tups?? Nice that Jon kept in touch.

Anonymous said...

The thing that I always find comical is when Jon admits that it's him in the photos and the fuckheads STILL don't believe that it's him! Wtf, ya know?

Anonymous said...

lol the Asian Glow. hes red / blushing and fat faced and tipsy probably from 1 beer and hes hanging out in bars?? I dont think its because he likes to drink its where easy women are...
its a real thing, google asian glow. Asian people lack the genetic thing to break down alcohol they get red faced after one drink.

Anonymous said...

If J&K BOTH got plastered and went on a killing spree from a church Kate recently fleeced to all Jon's FAVORITE bars, those asshole fans would still say, "It's the haters fault. The haters pushed them to it. But didn't kate look nice, blood stains and all?

If I could PUSH these two insults to humanity anywhere it would be over a fucking cliff.

With any luck they'll push eachother and we can be done with them once and for all.

She does look like she's about ready to kill him in the newest TMZ pic..You go girl off that lame dick. Jon be waiting and get the bitch first.

Solid advice from a hater who really cares!

Anonymous said...

new TMZ photo they look so in love.

Anonymous said...

new TMZ photo they look so in love.

Anonymous said...

Is it me or are the chicks getting uglier he's picking up? Then again, anything beats the canker sore he's married too.

Anonymous said...

TMZ pic say, Love is in Bloom! Poison Ivy is in bloom, hemlock, shumack. Gosselin love looks, POISONOUS and TOXIC today!

I H8 K8 said...

SCAMMERS, scammin each other. I knew they'd turn on each other eventually. They never loved each other. She always treated him like shit caught in her trainers treads.

I hope they go back to Chow's and get in a real trashy brawl and let their fans see what white trash they are. Fans already know cause they're trash too.

Get out you cheap tissues Babymama you're gonna be a cryin soon...Close up that trailer and shut off dem lights. Get ready for your depression of the century.

Shelly said...

Bastard Whore, I'm starting to fall in love with you.
Heres a few reason why Bastard Whore is a better man than Jon Gosselin:
He's reliable, where Jon seems kind of lazy. I think Jon Gosselin is most certainly a bottom.
You always know what you're getting with BW, while Jon's empire is built on lies.
If BW needs help he asks for it, Jon bottles stuff up and then searches for validation in inappropriate ways.
As the days wear on, BW obtains more cunts and Jon is simply a cunt.
Bastard Whore knows his power over women and I think I'm reading the words of my second ex husband. Jon's moto is " a hole's a hole, as long as there is a little heat in there", and BW keeps it real yet straight to the point, he hasn't lied to us yet.

Anonymous said...

Hope he uses a Kondumb.

Anonymous said...

KONDUMB!!!!!Thumbs-up for that one!

Barb said...

Kate has treated Jon like shit for a very long time.He tells her about it and she just gives him a "love slap", but she doesn't quit. So, instead of really putting his foot down, he does one thing that will embarrass the crap out of her and maybe put an end to the show, which I think Jon has wanted for a very long time.

It would have been so much easier on everyone and especially the kids if they were truly in a team partnership and treated each other with respect. But, Kate has moved way past that now. She is seeing only the money, and she will have it with or without Jon.

I used to like them. But the show isn't about the kids anymore. It is just one long boring conversation between Jon and Kate.Probably time to hang it up and take care of the kids.

Anonymous said...

At least they smile around him and maybe even are fun, which is more than I can say for ole grouchface Kate.

Do you think she's going to lose him, or drive him off first?

TVSnark said...

Kon dum. . . . I'm laughing . .

bastard whore said...

IM SORRY FOR SAYING SUCH VILE THINGS ON HERE, ITS JUST THAT IVE BEEN SO BORED SINCE I GOT SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL AND I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN IRRITATE PEOPLE WITH RIDICULOUS COMMENTS. PLEASE ACCEPT MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

jons fuglier than the chics hes pickin up, how do you people expect him to get good lookin women when hes ugly as fuck himself?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ 4:59

Bet you Jon's been cheating and lying for yeqars tho and she's pissed and bitchy. It was my intuition when I first saw a commercial for the show, that he cheats.

Secondly, I'm arounf Asians from different parts of the globe quite a bit, and I don't really see the Asian glow thing. I think certain ppl just get red cheeks when they drink. I've seen Germans do that a lot and other fair-skinned folks. Some Asian populations brew beer traditionally and probably drink more regularly than your average Amercian, whatever.

baby mama said...

Jon, didnt cheat there just fans takeing pictures with him give him a break.

Anonymous said...

Well, he's got to practice picking up young women now if he hopes to nail that 19 year old when he hits 54 like he said his dream was. Katie only cares if Jon ruins her chance to fly all over the USA with her silver fox fleecing gullible fans with her church talks, women show appearances and book signing. So, Kate has her "friend" and Jon still is trolling to find his.

Anonymous said...

Wow, he truly is a homely man. He has a face only a mother could love, but only HIS mother.

babymama said...

Jons, a great husband and father.

Anonymous said...

He looks as if he has Downs on some of his pics. Is he a little slow? Seems like it, you would almost have to think so to excuse him from marrying Kate - and twice at that !!

babymama said...

Sory I did not mean to put in commas where they dont go, Im slow like Jon is but just a litle bit, I was only in 2 LD classes in highskole. I got a c in speling two.

babymama said...

May 5, 2009 2:24:00 AM GST

I didnt write that I love Jon&Kate I only will say nice stuff about them unlike you trolls.

Anonymous said...

a bunch of stupid jelous trolls Jon is not cheating.

Cut On The Diagonal said...

I will be so glad when the adolescent pretending to be babymama gets off of detention and is let back in school. Poor, poor teachers.

Anonymous said...

babymama and Cut on the Diagonal is the same poster, dont let her fool you.

Anonymous said...

p.s. I think the word you were looking for is suspension, not detention, sweetcheeks =)

Cut On The Diagonal said...

I can assure you that I am NOT babymama.
Ask DD, and Moon.

10doll said...

BabyMama- You seem very informed on stuff for someone who never really says anything worth while. I think most names on your site are made up by you & then you post comments under them & I think you make up some of the info you report.Clearly we've got different definitions on what makes a great husband & dad. A good husband doesn't go to bars & get caught on film with ANOTHER woman.A man that loves his wife wouldn't want to cause his wife pain like that. A good father doesn't put his kids in a situation where one day they might find what dad's been up to. Kate's a bitch, BUT I think he fully intended getting caught which means he fully intended to hurt his wife again.Kate may also be having an affair, but nobody knows for sure because she doesn't put herself into situations where she could get caught.That shows if Jon didnt want anyone to know he would have been able to keep it under wraps for a while.

10doll said...

babymama said...
May 5, 2009 2:24:00 AM GST

I didnt write that I love Jon&Kate I only will say nice stuff about them unlike you trolls
Well hell why didnt you say so sooner? Us "haters" must have read your signals all wrong. We got confused with the birthday cakes you did for them,your orgasmic reactions when you've seen her, your "Ode to Gosselin" site,the fact that you've changed religous beliefs & now you worship at the "Temple O' Kate". If I had good stuff to say I would, but sadly Ive got nothing nice to say about them. So BM why dont YOU go back to YOUR bridge..

10doll said...

Cut On The Diagonal- I may be the only one who feels this way, but I don't give 2 shits who you are.

Anonymous said...

Even though Kates a psycho from hell, Jon still married and bred with the bitch so he needs to keep his pecker in his pants & stay faithful or get a damn divorce and then go screw his barsluts. Imagine the embarrassment those kids stuck in the middle of this shit are gonna feel someday when their old enough to figure out what has gone on.

Cut On The Diagonal said...

I dont give a flying shit who you are 10doll, so you can kiss my hairy fuckin asshole.

10doll said...

Now BM you don't mean that. Isn't kissing your hairy fuckin asshole something you already pay Teresa to do? Now remember to take some clean panties when you go see Kate, you know how "excited" she makes you.

Cut On The Diagonal said...

She does it for free, bitch, but you can pay me to let YOU kiss my hairy fuckin asshole !

Anonymous said...

why do people fight on here? this is about Jon stick to the topic man. If you have a problem with baby mama bitch why not go to he web page and call her a fuckin ass hole go get her.

10doll said...

Go fuck yourself 6:16, MUAH!

Anonymous said...

yeah they want you on the other page 10 doll.

10 doll said...

I fuck my self evey night I love my pussy.

Anonymous said...

must say, in reading 10dolls various posts, she really seems like she has a couple of screws loose. She will go off on anyone in a heartbeat if they don't agree with her, and resorts to name-calling like a 6 year old and swearing like a drunken cougar has-been. She displays MAJOR paranoia as well. If one posts goes against her she treats that poster like they are the cia out to get her. Her poor kids.

Anonymous said...

Cut On The Diagonal & 10doll are now a lesbo couple, lappin up each other's twats.. go ahead and do your thing, carpet munchers!

Anonymous said...

Sickos